"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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OMFG, somebody shoot me i havent slept in 3 days...4days maybe even

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sounds cool I need something better than my current roofie technique to snag the ladies, I think the barmen are getting suspicious when I drag the girls to the cab by theior feet.

Yeah just get whatever is on your mind off of it. If you wake up at night and you can't fall asleep wake up again, burn off your energy, take a shower, or adopt a new sleep pattern.

I routinely switch between galileo/the light bulb dudes sleep pattern and current 9-5 sleep pattern.

Still amounts to 8 hours, but I can remember my dreams and I can't over sleep the other way.

Search for ulterior motives, or circadian rhythms, some of your questions will be answered if you know whwere to look.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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i went to bed last night thinking of girls i wanted to bone, not only did i get to sleep rather quickly, i had some freakin awesome dreams :rolleyes:
 

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eh, If its a recent brief thing, you have nothing to worry about it.

If it continues, it can be a symptom of lots of things. See a doctor, they will probably either give you pretty much the advice you see here, or give you pills.

I have been an insomniac for years and I refuse to take pills.

Just means you learn to live on less sleep. Some people just don't require as much.
 
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