SW15
Master Don Juan
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Lunch is an even worse than a dinner date in a restaurant. No lunch dates!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Older Women
- Thread starter DarwinTaurus
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Gamisch
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back to our funny ways i see?
When "men " go through the storm and the dust settles they're thanking me for telling them the harsh truth ..
OP a good dude. He needs to man the F up tho...less goofy bf vibes ,no restaurants untill she deserves it . Its a numbers game. Gotta keep it going.
BillyPilgrim
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Floating on the canals on her way to the dikes?