"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Older girls

RY

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Ok guys I met this fine girl the other night and I got her number of course. Only problem is that I'm 7 years younger than her and it kind of spooked her out. I would have told her I was older but of course she asked me first, and I couldn't tell how old she was. Again she freaked out a little, but she still coughed up the digits. What I want to know is how to I play the older chicks, I mean she is fine, but I know I can't play this one like the 20 year olds that are my age. Any suggestions for the older girls, cause obviously she won't be looking for my money or anything like that, just my manhood.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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WhitePimp

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I got with this 25 year old chick when I was 18 a year ago and from my experience, they are SO much easier to be around and keep interested. It seems to me that the older they get the less they concentrate on **** younger girls would. Everything I did around her she liked and thought was great(probably because she was getting older and the fact that an 18 year old was interested in her gave her a huge pick me up and she felt grateful). I wouldnt consider something long term with an older one but it can actually be quite low pressure being with one...for some reason they just dont have the annoying and complicated tendencies of younger chicks. And being mature is essential. Be fun, but dont act a way that will make her realize just how young you are
 

chicksrock

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The 25yrold that i pimped i acted the following way:

1) don't ever feel at all intimidated by her being older..just act natural smooth and cool
2) be EXTRA EXTRA sophisticated
3) be calm and collected = mature

she'll be all over you in no time....
so pretty much act like you are wise beyond your years..
 

Cremasta

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"Freaked out"... Bollocks!!!

Monday morning she would have been at work telling all her friends how she got chatted up by a 20y.o.

Good life skills, its at about 26/27 that women really go off in the sack! :D
 
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