mentalwealth
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I have a gigantic ****, 8.9 inchs to be exact, and i cant fit it in most women without damaging there ****s.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
oklolk
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Michael Chief
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your problem is all in the joints. what you need to do is read a few vegetables daily and subscribe to a chocolate cake. Dont forget that a key concept is pouring hot soup in homestar's eyes.
strassgremlin
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penkitten
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amputate?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
TonyTheTigerOI
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Are you sure its 8.9, and not 8 inches and 9 16ths. I mean, dont rulers go in incriments of 16ths? Theres a big difference there. Its really important. No, I swear.
This is prolly the stupidest post ive ever read.
Bro.. you gotta get youre girl excited/wet otherwise it dont matter what shape ur **** is, its not gonna happen. Make sure her vaginal muscles are nice and relaxed before you enter her, and start slow. You dont have to tickle her ovaries on the first thrust.
This is prolly the stupidest post ive ever read.
Bro.. you gotta get youre girl excited/wet otherwise it dont matter what shape ur **** is, its not gonna happen. Make sure her vaginal muscles are nice and relaxed before you enter her, and start slow. You dont have to tickle her ovaries on the first thrust.
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