mentalwealth
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I have a gigantic ****, 8.9 inchs to be exact, and i cant fit it in most women without damaging there ****s.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
oklolk
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Michael Chief
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your problem is all in the joints. what you need to do is read a few vegetables daily and subscribe to a chocolate cake. Dont forget that a key concept is pouring hot soup in homestar's eyes.
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penkitten
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amputate?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
TonyTheTigerOI
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Are you sure its 8.9, and not 8 inches and 9 16ths. I mean, dont rulers go in incriments of 16ths? Theres a big difference there. Its really important. No, I swear.
This is prolly the stupidest post ive ever read.
Bro.. you gotta get youre girl excited/wet otherwise it dont matter what shape ur **** is, its not gonna happen. Make sure her vaginal muscles are nice and relaxed before you enter her, and start slow. You dont have to tickle her ovaries on the first thrust.
This is prolly the stupidest post ive ever read.
Bro.. you gotta get youre girl excited/wet otherwise it dont matter what shape ur **** is, its not gonna happen. Make sure her vaginal muscles are nice and relaxed before you enter her, and start slow. You dont have to tickle her ovaries on the first thrust.
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