mentalwealth
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I have a gigantic ****, 8.9 inchs to be exact, and i cant fit it in most women without damaging there ****s.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
oklolk
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Michael Chief
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your problem is all in the joints. what you need to do is read a few vegetables daily and subscribe to a chocolate cake. Dont forget that a key concept is pouring hot soup in homestar's eyes.
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penkitten
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amputate?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
TonyTheTigerOI
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Are you sure its 8.9, and not 8 inches and 9 16ths. I mean, dont rulers go in incriments of 16ths? Theres a big difference there. Its really important. No, I swear.
This is prolly the stupidest post ive ever read.
Bro.. you gotta get youre girl excited/wet otherwise it dont matter what shape ur **** is, its not gonna happen. Make sure her vaginal muscles are nice and relaxed before you enter her, and start slow. You dont have to tickle her ovaries on the first thrust.
This is prolly the stupidest post ive ever read.
Bro.. you gotta get youre girl excited/wet otherwise it dont matter what shape ur **** is, its not gonna happen. Make sure her vaginal muscles are nice and relaxed before you enter her, and start slow. You dont have to tickle her ovaries on the first thrust.
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