mentalwealth
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I have a gigantic ****, 8.9 inchs to be exact, and i cant fit it in most women without damaging there ****s.
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Michael Chief
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your problem is all in the joints. what you need to do is read a few vegetables daily and subscribe to a chocolate cake. Dont forget that a key concept is pouring hot soup in homestar's eyes.
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penkitten
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amputate?
What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.
You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
TonyTheTigerOI
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Are you sure its 8.9, and not 8 inches and 9 16ths. I mean, dont rulers go in incriments of 16ths? Theres a big difference there. Its really important. No, I swear.
This is prolly the stupidest post ive ever read.
Bro.. you gotta get youre girl excited/wet otherwise it dont matter what shape ur **** is, its not gonna happen. Make sure her vaginal muscles are nice and relaxed before you enter her, and start slow. You dont have to tickle her ovaries on the first thrust.
This is prolly the stupidest post ive ever read.
Bro.. you gotta get youre girl excited/wet otherwise it dont matter what shape ur **** is, its not gonna happen. Make sure her vaginal muscles are nice and relaxed before you enter her, and start slow. You dont have to tickle her ovaries on the first thrust.
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