“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Okay, so my nuts smell...

Skilla_Staz

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I would appreciate any tips as to preventing them from becoming rank.

I wash them. They don't smell bad after I get out of the shower, but by nights end, They're pretty nasty. Any tips to keep them smelling fresh that won't leave a sour taste in a girls mouth, should she happen to, "accidentally" brush her tongue against my boys?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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baby powder to prevent them to sweat
 

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they don't really sweat a whole lot as far as I can tell...they just have a weird odor to them
 

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You sure you dont have some kind of infection? (like jock itch or something????)

If its really bad check with your doctor. Maybe its something in your diet as well???
 
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i had the same problem, so i shave my balls and now it doesnt smell anymore, i can go running and it wont smell nothing, before it was like i had to change my boxers 2 times a day cuz it smelled weird
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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dont masturbate
 

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Yeh I plan to stop jacking off, and I shave my balls, but they still smell weird.
 

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I had this too for about a week, and I couldn't figure it out. Stupid self-consciousness, I was always wondering when the fvck it would stop smelling, and I guess, it just went away. Meh.
 

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I've had this for a LONG ass time lol
 

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Skilla_Staz said:
Yeh I plan to stop jacking off, and I shave my balls, but they still smell weird.

:) This has to be the funniest post I have read in a long time... :crackup:

Not only do they stink buy you shave them.... :yes: Funny!

Soak 'em in Bleach!!!!! LOL
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Is it your scrotum, or your johnson? I'm uncircumsized and if I don't clean out the old lint trap on a regular basis it smells like week old cod. Do you wear boxers or briefs? Maybe they wouldn't smell as bad if the ventellation was a little more up to code.
 

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ha Yes. I shave
I wear boxers.
I wash.

Just sometimes they smell funky lol

If i wash em twice a day its no big deal.

And Zero, I've had a few chicks comment on how "smooth" i am, and how they "f*cking love it"

Something about not getting hair in their mouths?
 

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Yeh Ill just put some deoderant underneath my sack. Wash it frequently etc.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey I have had the double prickly pears down there too!

I wasn't busting on you I was just saying it was a funny post. I think we all have shaved the boys a few times or at least once. To itchy for me to do again.

Have you seen a Dr.? Could be simple bacteria.
 

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Wash it every day and keep it dry bro, you can go to the chemist and get some sort of powder that keeps it nice and dry for ya, it'll go away with time but just incase go see a doc incase its some sort of infestation.
 

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How do you shave your sack? i reckon it would be hard to not cut yourself...

my gf dropped the hint afew months ago that she likes it 'smooth'..i couldnt be bothered to go shave down there and just ignored her...
But, its her birthday coming up and i dont have money for anything...

thought i'd give her a nice thoughtful present! :D
 

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get some hot nair wax.
 

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I remember a while ago there was a post about shaving balls...and this one lad posted a link on a i believe Noreco Man Body Shaver or something.

Anyways do any of you have that link. I need to buy one. Im persian and im hella hairy if i dont shave.

hahaha seriously, freakin hairy
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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