"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Okay, so my nuts smell...

Skilla_Staz

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I would appreciate any tips as to preventing them from becoming rank.

I wash them. They don't smell bad after I get out of the shower, but by nights end, They're pretty nasty. Any tips to keep them smelling fresh that won't leave a sour taste in a girls mouth, should she happen to, "accidentally" brush her tongue against my boys?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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baby powder to prevent them to sweat
 

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they don't really sweat a whole lot as far as I can tell...they just have a weird odor to them
 

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You sure you dont have some kind of infection? (like jock itch or something????)

If its really bad check with your doctor. Maybe its something in your diet as well???
 
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i had the same problem, so i shave my balls and now it doesnt smell anymore, i can go running and it wont smell nothing, before it was like i had to change my boxers 2 times a day cuz it smelled weird
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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dont masturbate
 

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Yeh I plan to stop jacking off, and I shave my balls, but they still smell weird.
 

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I had this too for about a week, and I couldn't figure it out. Stupid self-consciousness, I was always wondering when the fvck it would stop smelling, and I guess, it just went away. Meh.
 

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I've had this for a LONG ass time lol
 

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Skilla_Staz said:
Yeh I plan to stop jacking off, and I shave my balls, but they still smell weird.

:) This has to be the funniest post I have read in a long time... :crackup:

Not only do they stink buy you shave them.... :yes: Funny!

Soak 'em in Bleach!!!!! LOL
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is it your scrotum, or your johnson? I'm uncircumsized and if I don't clean out the old lint trap on a regular basis it smells like week old cod. Do you wear boxers or briefs? Maybe they wouldn't smell as bad if the ventellation was a little more up to code.
 

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ha Yes. I shave
I wear boxers.
I wash.

Just sometimes they smell funky lol

If i wash em twice a day its no big deal.

And Zero, I've had a few chicks comment on how "smooth" i am, and how they "f*cking love it"

Something about not getting hair in their mouths?
 

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Yeh Ill just put some deoderant underneath my sack. Wash it frequently etc.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hey I have had the double prickly pears down there too!

I wasn't busting on you I was just saying it was a funny post. I think we all have shaved the boys a few times or at least once. To itchy for me to do again.

Have you seen a Dr.? Could be simple bacteria.
 

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Wash it every day and keep it dry bro, you can go to the chemist and get some sort of powder that keeps it nice and dry for ya, it'll go away with time but just incase go see a doc incase its some sort of infestation.
 

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How do you shave your sack? i reckon it would be hard to not cut yourself...

my gf dropped the hint afew months ago that she likes it 'smooth'..i couldnt be bothered to go shave down there and just ignored her...
But, its her birthday coming up and i dont have money for anything...

thought i'd give her a nice thoughtful present! :D
 

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get some hot nair wax.
 

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I remember a while ago there was a post about shaving balls...and this one lad posted a link on a i believe Noreco Man Body Shaver or something.

Anyways do any of you have that link. I need to buy one. Im persian and im hella hairy if i dont shave.

hahaha seriously, freakin hairy
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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