"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I would appreciate any tips as to preventing them from becoming rank.

I wash them. They don't smell bad after I get out of the shower, but by nights end, They're pretty nasty. Any tips to keep them smelling fresh that won't leave a sour taste in a girls mouth, should she happen to, "accidentally" brush her tongue against my boys?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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baby powder to prevent them to sweat
 

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they don't really sweat a whole lot as far as I can tell...they just have a weird odor to them
 

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You sure you dont have some kind of infection? (like jock itch or something????)

If its really bad check with your doctor. Maybe its something in your diet as well???
 
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i had the same problem, so i shave my balls and now it doesnt smell anymore, i can go running and it wont smell nothing, before it was like i had to change my boxers 2 times a day cuz it smelled weird
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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dont masturbate
 

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Yeh I plan to stop jacking off, and I shave my balls, but they still smell weird.
 

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I had this too for about a week, and I couldn't figure it out. Stupid self-consciousness, I was always wondering when the fvck it would stop smelling, and I guess, it just went away. Meh.
 

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I've had this for a LONG ass time lol
 

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Skilla_Staz said:
Yeh I plan to stop jacking off, and I shave my balls, but they still smell weird.

:) This has to be the funniest post I have read in a long time... :crackup:

Not only do they stink buy you shave them.... :yes: Funny!

Soak 'em in Bleach!!!!! LOL
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Is it your scrotum, or your johnson? I'm uncircumsized and if I don't clean out the old lint trap on a regular basis it smells like week old cod. Do you wear boxers or briefs? Maybe they wouldn't smell as bad if the ventellation was a little more up to code.
 

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ha Yes. I shave
I wear boxers.
I wash.

Just sometimes they smell funky lol

If i wash em twice a day its no big deal.

And Zero, I've had a few chicks comment on how "smooth" i am, and how they "f*cking love it"

Something about not getting hair in their mouths?
 

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Yeh Ill just put some deoderant underneath my sack. Wash it frequently etc.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Hey I have had the double prickly pears down there too!

I wasn't busting on you I was just saying it was a funny post. I think we all have shaved the boys a few times or at least once. To itchy for me to do again.

Have you seen a Dr.? Could be simple bacteria.
 

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Wash it every day and keep it dry bro, you can go to the chemist and get some sort of powder that keeps it nice and dry for ya, it'll go away with time but just incase go see a doc incase its some sort of infestation.
 

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How do you shave your sack? i reckon it would be hard to not cut yourself...

my gf dropped the hint afew months ago that she likes it 'smooth'..i couldnt be bothered to go shave down there and just ignored her...
But, its her birthday coming up and i dont have money for anything...

thought i'd give her a nice thoughtful present! :D
 

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get some hot nair wax.
 

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I remember a while ago there was a post about shaving balls...and this one lad posted a link on a i believe Noreco Man Body Shaver or something.

Anyways do any of you have that link. I need to buy one. Im persian and im hella hairy if i dont shave.

hahaha seriously, freakin hairy
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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