backbreaker
Master Don Juan
is that leggy brunette in the commercials a part of the gold package?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Okay... so if I buy a Mercury Sable...
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I'd do her AND take her out in public. She gets the cheddar biscuits my friend..
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Is she a Brunette? If so, it has been the same chick for years.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
When I see those commercials, I get the impression that she is doing someone important to get the gig.
RedPill
Master Don Juan
Her name is Jill Wagner, and she's fukken hot.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
If you downgrade from an Aston Martin to a Mercury Sable...I'll personally find you and kick your ass BB!
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
hey... Ford (aston martin) needs to get new reps.
I have 3 cars.. the AM, a lexus SC400 that I've had for a while and is my baby... and a car I got "sold" I will admit. I mean I was sorta in the market for a car.. sorta not. And the sad thing is i used to sell cars..
it's a Lexus RX470 I bought last year..I love it.. but that doens't take from the fact that I got sold.
I was in the lexus place getting my car serviced... when the baddest woman I have seen in a while comes out... and here the DJ in me starts to talk to her.. well.. turns otu she's a sales person. something told me then this was going to be the most expensive pickup in my life.
We chat.. she asks me feeling questions... what do you drive (duh, a lexus b!tch)...how long you have had it...
then I made the mistake of saying "well.. i mean if I wanted a new car I don't have to trade my car in, i'd just cut a check"
I was done then. She asks me do I like the new lines of cars they have.. I do.. I've always sorta wanted an SUV.. she shows me the RX470. She asks me do I want to "take her to lunch".. the ***** sold me a car and got a free lunch out of me
lol, Then she asks me "what is it going to take to get you to buy the car"... I thoughta bout it for asecond... I did like the car... the money wasn't an issue.. I just didn't think I needed 3 cars. What the **** do I need 3 cars for?
so I said...tell you what. Write it up (common car sales term, meaning write up the car deal for the bill of sale.. it's acknowling you made a sale), let me take it home for the nig ht and I'll be in tomorrow to sign what i need to sign.
that's how i got sold my lexus.. by a geogrous redheaded sales rep.
actually went on a couple of dates with her... let's just say that was a watse of $40k
I have 3 cars.. the AM, a lexus SC400 that I've had for a while and is my baby... and a car I got "sold" I will admit. I mean I was sorta in the market for a car.. sorta not. And the sad thing is i used to sell cars..
it's a Lexus RX470 I bought last year..I love it.. but that doens't take from the fact that I got sold.
I was in the lexus place getting my car serviced... when the baddest woman I have seen in a while comes out... and here the DJ in me starts to talk to her.. well.. turns otu she's a sales person. something told me then this was going to be the most expensive pickup in my life.
We chat.. she asks me feeling questions... what do you drive (duh, a lexus b!tch)...how long you have had it...
then I made the mistake of saying "well.. i mean if I wanted a new car I don't have to trade my car in, i'd just cut a check"
I was done then. She asks me do I like the new lines of cars they have.. I do.. I've always sorta wanted an SUV.. she shows me the RX470. She asks me do I want to "take her to lunch".. the ***** sold me a car and got a free lunch out of me
lol, Then she asks me "what is it going to take to get you to buy the car"... I thoughta bout it for asecond... I did like the car... the money wasn't an issue.. I just didn't think I needed 3 cars. What the **** do I need 3 cars for?
so I said...tell you what. Write it up (common car sales term, meaning write up the car deal for the bill of sale.. it's acknowling you made a sale), let me take it home for the nig ht and I'll be in tomorrow to sign what i need to sign.
that's how i got sold my lexus.. by a geogrous redheaded sales rep.
actually went on a couple of dates with her... let's just say that was a watse of $40k
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
lol, I was just watcdhing TV with my GF and the mercery commercial came on...
"Mercury just made the perfect match"
then I chucked when I thought about the answer to that
"my mouth on your cvck"
"Mercury just made the perfect match"
then I chucked when I thought about the answer to that
"my mouth on your cvck"