backbreaker
Master Don Juan
is that leggy brunette in the commercials a part of the gold package?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Okay... so if I buy a Mercury Sable...
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I'd do her AND take her out in public. She gets the cheddar biscuits my friend..
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Is she a Brunette? If so, it has been the same chick for years.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
When I see those commercials, I get the impression that she is doing someone important to get the gig.
RedPill
Master Don Juan
Her name is Jill Wagner, and she's fukken hot.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
If you downgrade from an Aston Martin to a Mercury Sable...I'll personally find you and kick your ass BB!
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
hey... Ford (aston martin) needs to get new reps.
I have 3 cars.. the AM, a lexus SC400 that I've had for a while and is my baby... and a car I got "sold" I will admit. I mean I was sorta in the market for a car.. sorta not. And the sad thing is i used to sell cars..
it's a Lexus RX470 I bought last year..I love it.. but that doens't take from the fact that I got sold.
I was in the lexus place getting my car serviced... when the baddest woman I have seen in a while comes out... and here the DJ in me starts to talk to her.. well.. turns otu she's a sales person. something told me then this was going to be the most expensive pickup in my life.
We chat.. she asks me feeling questions... what do you drive (duh, a lexus b!tch)...how long you have had it...
then I made the mistake of saying "well.. i mean if I wanted a new car I don't have to trade my car in, i'd just cut a check"
I was done then. She asks me do I like the new lines of cars they have.. I do.. I've always sorta wanted an SUV.. she shows me the RX470. She asks me do I want to "take her to lunch".. the ***** sold me a car and got a free lunch out of me
lol, Then she asks me "what is it going to take to get you to buy the car"... I thoughta bout it for asecond... I did like the car... the money wasn't an issue.. I just didn't think I needed 3 cars. What the **** do I need 3 cars for?
so I said...tell you what. Write it up (common car sales term, meaning write up the car deal for the bill of sale.. it's acknowling you made a sale), let me take it home for the nig ht and I'll be in tomorrow to sign what i need to sign.
that's how i got sold my lexus.. by a geogrous redheaded sales rep.
actually went on a couple of dates with her... let's just say that was a watse of $40k
I have 3 cars.. the AM, a lexus SC400 that I've had for a while and is my baby... and a car I got "sold" I will admit. I mean I was sorta in the market for a car.. sorta not. And the sad thing is i used to sell cars..
it's a Lexus RX470 I bought last year..I love it.. but that doens't take from the fact that I got sold.
I was in the lexus place getting my car serviced... when the baddest woman I have seen in a while comes out... and here the DJ in me starts to talk to her.. well.. turns otu she's a sales person. something told me then this was going to be the most expensive pickup in my life.
We chat.. she asks me feeling questions... what do you drive (duh, a lexus b!tch)...how long you have had it...
then I made the mistake of saying "well.. i mean if I wanted a new car I don't have to trade my car in, i'd just cut a check"
I was done then. She asks me do I like the new lines of cars they have.. I do.. I've always sorta wanted an SUV.. she shows me the RX470. She asks me do I want to "take her to lunch".. the ***** sold me a car and got a free lunch out of me
lol, Then she asks me "what is it going to take to get you to buy the car"... I thoughta bout it for asecond... I did like the car... the money wasn't an issue.. I just didn't think I needed 3 cars. What the **** do I need 3 cars for?
so I said...tell you what. Write it up (common car sales term, meaning write up the car deal for the bill of sale.. it's acknowling you made a sale), let me take it home for the nig ht and I'll be in tomorrow to sign what i need to sign.
that's how i got sold my lexus.. by a geogrous redheaded sales rep.
actually went on a couple of dates with her... let's just say that was a watse of $40k
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
lol, I was just watcdhing TV with my GF and the mercery commercial came on...
"Mercury just made the perfect match"
then I chucked when I thought about the answer to that
"my mouth on your cvck"
"Mercury just made the perfect match"
then I chucked when I thought about the answer to that
"my mouth on your cvck"