backbreaker
Master Don Juan
is that leggy brunette in the commercials a part of the gold package?
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Okay... so if I buy a Mercury Sable...
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- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I'd do her AND take her out in public. She gets the cheddar biscuits my friend..
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Is she a Brunette? If so, it has been the same chick for years.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
When I see those commercials, I get the impression that she is doing someone important to get the gig.
RedPill
Master Don Juan
Her name is Jill Wagner, and she's fukken hot.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
If you downgrade from an Aston Martin to a Mercury Sable...I'll personally find you and kick your ass BB!
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
hey... Ford (aston martin) needs to get new reps.
I have 3 cars.. the AM, a lexus SC400 that I've had for a while and is my baby... and a car I got "sold" I will admit. I mean I was sorta in the market for a car.. sorta not. And the sad thing is i used to sell cars..
it's a Lexus RX470 I bought last year..I love it.. but that doens't take from the fact that I got sold.
I was in the lexus place getting my car serviced... when the baddest woman I have seen in a while comes out... and here the DJ in me starts to talk to her.. well.. turns otu she's a sales person. something told me then this was going to be the most expensive pickup in my life.
We chat.. she asks me feeling questions... what do you drive (duh, a lexus b!tch)...how long you have had it...
then I made the mistake of saying "well.. i mean if I wanted a new car I don't have to trade my car in, i'd just cut a check"
I was done then. She asks me do I like the new lines of cars they have.. I do.. I've always sorta wanted an SUV.. she shows me the RX470. She asks me do I want to "take her to lunch".. the ***** sold me a car and got a free lunch out of me
lol, Then she asks me "what is it going to take to get you to buy the car"... I thoughta bout it for asecond... I did like the car... the money wasn't an issue.. I just didn't think I needed 3 cars. What the **** do I need 3 cars for?
so I said...tell you what. Write it up (common car sales term, meaning write up the car deal for the bill of sale.. it's acknowling you made a sale), let me take it home for the nig ht and I'll be in tomorrow to sign what i need to sign.
that's how i got sold my lexus.. by a geogrous redheaded sales rep.
actually went on a couple of dates with her... let's just say that was a watse of $40k
I have 3 cars.. the AM, a lexus SC400 that I've had for a while and is my baby... and a car I got "sold" I will admit. I mean I was sorta in the market for a car.. sorta not. And the sad thing is i used to sell cars..
it's a Lexus RX470 I bought last year..I love it.. but that doens't take from the fact that I got sold.
I was in the lexus place getting my car serviced... when the baddest woman I have seen in a while comes out... and here the DJ in me starts to talk to her.. well.. turns otu she's a sales person. something told me then this was going to be the most expensive pickup in my life.
We chat.. she asks me feeling questions... what do you drive (duh, a lexus b!tch)...how long you have had it...
then I made the mistake of saying "well.. i mean if I wanted a new car I don't have to trade my car in, i'd just cut a check"
I was done then. She asks me do I like the new lines of cars they have.. I do.. I've always sorta wanted an SUV.. she shows me the RX470. She asks me do I want to "take her to lunch".. the ***** sold me a car and got a free lunch out of me
lol, Then she asks me "what is it going to take to get you to buy the car"... I thoughta bout it for asecond... I did like the car... the money wasn't an issue.. I just didn't think I needed 3 cars. What the **** do I need 3 cars for?
so I said...tell you what. Write it up (common car sales term, meaning write up the car deal for the bill of sale.. it's acknowling you made a sale), let me take it home for the nig ht and I'll be in tomorrow to sign what i need to sign.
that's how i got sold my lexus.. by a geogrous redheaded sales rep.
actually went on a couple of dates with her... let's just say that was a watse of $40k
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
lol, I was just watcdhing TV with my GF and the mercery commercial came on...
"Mercury just made the perfect match"
then I chucked when I thought about the answer to that
"my mouth on your cvck"
"Mercury just made the perfect match"
then I chucked when I thought about the answer to that
"my mouth on your cvck"