"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Okay I have to rant (re: spartacus)

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okay, I'm a big history guy, so when I found out starz was doing a new series on spartacus.

So, we watch the first two episodes. Look very promising. lots and lots of sex. lots of it.

so we get to the third episode of the damn show, and i have to basically waste an hour of my life to watch Spartacus get his ass whipped and surrender.

Okay starz... this is why you are starz and not hbo.

No one watches the sopranos to see Tony go to the joint.

No one watches law and order to see the killer get off.

this is what starz basically did.

I did not tune in to the damn show to watch Spartacus get his ass handed to him and surrender.

to make matters worse, there they could not have picked a better guy to write a series about... as no one is so famous yet so little is actually known about him. they could have made up anything they wanted and this is what they come up with.

And they just made my TV watching experience simpler becuase that is one show i will not bother to watch.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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the only good that came from that is that durning the 2nd sex scene when he's tagging it from the back my fiancee got pretty turned on and gave me a random bj
 
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Excellent rant. I fully agree I watched it last night when I had so much else to be doing and was pissed when it ended like that. But it teaches him a lesson and left me wondering what is gonna happen. Although there isn't to much wondering if you know the history of Spartacus watching the show is more like waiting for stuff to happen.
 
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The original Spartacus was targeted for gay's before it was socially acceptable. Why would a remake be any different? You guys are MEN complaining about a gay movie. You might as well talk about Brokeback Mountain.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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^^ We are discussing the show. A show you obviously have not seen filled with tons of sexy naked women and more specifically Lucy Lawless.
 
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Anyone ever get into Rome when it was on HBO? That was a great ƒucking series, but like everything it gets canned after 2 seasons.
 
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mpimpin said:
^^ We are discussing the show. A show you obviously have not seen filled with tons of sexy naked women and more specifically Lucy Lawless.
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I was just kidding. I havent seen the show.
 
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mpimpin said:
^^ We are discussing the show. A show you obviously have not seen filled with tons of sexy naked women and more specifically Lucy Lawless.
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Isn't she about 250 years old or something?
 
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Isn't she about 250 years old or something?
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Man if every woman looked as good as her at that age it would be a near perfect world.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Rollo Tomassi said:
Anyone ever get into Rome when it was on HBO? That was a great ƒucking series, but like everything it gets canned after 2 seasons.
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Rome was great. I'm still pissed it's done
 
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Rollo Tomassi said:
Anyone ever get into Rome when it was on HBO? That was a great ƒucking series, but like everything it gets canned after 2 seasons.
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that was quite possibly the best thing hbo did last decade
 
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mpimpin said:
^^ We are discussing the show. A show you obviously have not seen filled with tons of sexy naked women and more specifically Lucy Lawless.
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Does she fly? Because you know, Xena can't fly.
 
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no but she takes it like a pro... dude I am not joking if my GF and i watch spartacus we are fvcking before the end of the show. it's happened 3 times now.



hell maybe i will be watching next week... they push the limits.. the show is basically soft core ancient Rome porn
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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