"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Okay how in the ****ing hell do BJJ people expect sympathy over "Leonardo Lol"s death?

Veréngárda

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Leandro Lo getting shot to death in Brazil.. in case what I'm referring to isn't clear.

Here's how it is. If you're gonna have as much faith in your art as BJJ people tend to have in theirs, you damn well better be literally bulletproof.

By that metric.. I can't bring myself to feel sorry for anyone involved here.

From what has been revealed about the incident, the guy who shot him was an ego-charged maniac. In which case, he obviously deserves whatever comes to him.

As for Leandro.. well gee, maybe if he trained in a rEaL martial art like BJJ, this wouldn't have hap-

Oh wait.. *eye roll*

Not so invincible now, are ya?
Yup.. just be quiet.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Did you know that Tootsie-Pop's have a Tootsie roll in the middle?
 

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This is partly why Humphrey Bogart was such a badass. Anyone's mouthing off to you, just phucking shoot 'em and kick back with a scotch and a cigar.
 
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