"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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OK, so what now . . .

reveazure

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OK, story for you all.

This girl from the internet that I had talked to a few times wanted to come over, and spend the night. I had never met her, but I figured ok whatever. So she comes, she was kind of pretty I thought, we watch a movie, cuddle for a bit. The movie ends, I try to make out with her but she is not really into the kissing, I take off her clothes, finger her for a while, then we cuddle some more. By then it was like 2 AM so we went to my bed, and I knew she wanted to fvck me but I had never had sex or even put on a condom before.

So I'm in my underwear and she's naked, and she's like pinning me in between her legs and stuff, and at this point I'm thinking, oh, well, she is quite a bit more awkward looking than she was in her clothes, and I have no erection whatsoever, so eventually we get enough of this hardcore cuddling and go to sleep.

I was thinking maybe I would have sex with her in the morning when the awkwardness wore off, but she didn't want to wake up, and then we had to leave.

So now I feel like, what do I do now? Whoever I meet next, I'm gonna be thinking about this and feeling awkward and it will suck once again.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Don't worry about it, sometimes things like that happen. You probably just weren't in the mood. It's weird that you weren't able to get an erection though, didn't the sight of her naked arouse you in any way?
 

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Stupid biatch didn't know what she was doing.

That, and let her put on the condom.

But if she's that prude anyways...I guess you'll have to show her the ropes. I like the idea where I explore her for a bit, and I come up to her and tell her to 'explore'.
 
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