"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ok, my GF finally wants me to take her to the dance now!!!

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Only problem is I can't dance. she knows i cant dance. We've been to so many dances where i cant dance. My GF is a dancer. I want to suprise her and be like damn a good dancer but dunno how.

but my other question is... Say a guy, some prik, tries to ask my gf to dance WHEN HE CLEARLY KNOWS SHES WITH ME, what would be the right thing to say to him?? I cant think of anything.. weird.. Please let me know. I seriously been thinking for 2 days now...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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heh, sounds like my HS days. I'm a horrible dancer, its not my style (kind of ironic that my user name is trance addict eh?) I mean, slow dancing is easy, anyone can do that. But I never really went to too many, dances never brought me much interest (not to mention how much of a pus$y i was in highschool, i always got setup with friends of friends, we made horrible matches lol)

As for your other question, dont worry about it bro, in fact, if she accepts the dance, let her. Go find another chick and dance with her (even if you suck), because you have the right to dance with another lady if your gf thinks she has the right to dance with another guy. Use it to your advantage, get her jeallous, it'll set her straight and you wont have to worry about anything like that. Works even better if its a slowsong ;)
 
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Agree.

And just remember, if you do dance, make sure you feel comfortable and natural.

If you worry/think about what your doing too much, it'll show.

Just observe and copy.

Failing that, chat to chicks that arent dancing, just make sure your in view, but don't turn to check on your g/f.
 
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ok everyone tells me the unthinable and to let her dance with another guy, when shes my woman! ok but i will listen to this. the majority rules....but damn how do i learn to dance!!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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WTF **** THAT ****! NAPOLEON DYNOMITE WAS LEARNING OFF THAT TAPE OMG!!!


"It's funny when Napoleon picks up a "D-Qwon's Dance Grooves" tape and starts ... the funky dance Napoleon learns (from a tape called "D-Kwon's Dance Moves") ..."



OMG IM PISSSED OFF!!!! I SEARCH GOOGLE TO LEARN TO DANCE AND THIS COMES UPP.. WTF!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuLjuD3XrXI
 
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WHOOOPEEEE!!! That's AWESOME DUDE.


But you're still a loser with or without your 'gf'. Moreso with your girlfriend because you at even more AFCish.
 
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These problems are getting too convenient. We teach you how to solve something, you throw it back in our face. You ask for our help, you ignore it and move on to another "problem".

I thought you had dumped her twice already?
 
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DasaniWater said:
ok everyone tells me the unthinable and to let her dance with another guy, when shes my woman! ok but i will listen to this. the majority rules....but damn how do i learn to dance!!!
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don't be so damn jealous. If he starts grinding, than get worried but dude jealousy kills.

take some classes (swing dance and lime dancing. Country music :up: ). I am doing it right now. If you cannot afford dance lessons, just imitate. Most dances do not require much skill (grinding).

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you had better take some dance classes..thats the only way...and hit on some disco clubs and make practise with other girls..than show your gf your skills.. dancing is something which so many girls fall into really...if you are a good dancer, your chances would increase with the girls..
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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WTF fellas, the answer is staring you in the face. DW, swallow your pride, go to your GF's house and tell her to show you some steps, SHE'S A FVCKEN DANCER!!! You can practice in the privacy of her place, grind, dry hump, wet hump, whatever. Believe it or not she'll think more of you if you man up about it rather than worrying or going the long way around to find a solution.
 
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Just slow dance, all you do is hold each other and wobble from side to side. ahhahaha
 
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I'm sorry, but you're a fvcken idiot. If all the dramas you've posted so far have been true, you deserve all of it and more. Glutton for punishment is what you are, either that or a troll.
 
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Scorched said:
Just slow dance, all you do is hold each other and wobble from side to side. ahhahaha
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slow dancing sucks. If a pig could stand up, he could do it.

learn swing dance or ballroom

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