"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Ok, my GF finally wants me to take her to the dance now!!!

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Only problem is I can't dance. she knows i cant dance. We've been to so many dances where i cant dance. My GF is a dancer. I want to suprise her and be like damn a good dancer but dunno how.

but my other question is... Say a guy, some prik, tries to ask my gf to dance WHEN HE CLEARLY KNOWS SHES WITH ME, what would be the right thing to say to him?? I cant think of anything.. weird.. Please let me know. I seriously been thinking for 2 days now...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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heh, sounds like my HS days. I'm a horrible dancer, its not my style (kind of ironic that my user name is trance addict eh?) I mean, slow dancing is easy, anyone can do that. But I never really went to too many, dances never brought me much interest (not to mention how much of a pus$y i was in highschool, i always got setup with friends of friends, we made horrible matches lol)

As for your other question, dont worry about it bro, in fact, if she accepts the dance, let her. Go find another chick and dance with her (even if you suck), because you have the right to dance with another lady if your gf thinks she has the right to dance with another guy. Use it to your advantage, get her jeallous, it'll set her straight and you wont have to worry about anything like that. Works even better if its a slowsong ;)
 
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Agree.

And just remember, if you do dance, make sure you feel comfortable and natural.

If you worry/think about what your doing too much, it'll show.

Just observe and copy.

Failing that, chat to chicks that arent dancing, just make sure your in view, but don't turn to check on your g/f.
 
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ok everyone tells me the unthinable and to let her dance with another guy, when shes my woman! ok but i will listen to this. the majority rules....but damn how do i learn to dance!!!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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WTF **** THAT ****! NAPOLEON DYNOMITE WAS LEARNING OFF THAT TAPE OMG!!!


"It's funny when Napoleon picks up a "D-Qwon's Dance Grooves" tape and starts ... the funky dance Napoleon learns (from a tape called "D-Kwon's Dance Moves") ..."



OMG IM PISSSED OFF!!!! I SEARCH GOOGLE TO LEARN TO DANCE AND THIS COMES UPP.. WTF!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuLjuD3XrXI
 
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WHOOOPEEEE!!! That's AWESOME DUDE.


But you're still a loser with or without your 'gf'. Moreso with your girlfriend because you at even more AFCish.
 
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These problems are getting too convenient. We teach you how to solve something, you throw it back in our face. You ask for our help, you ignore it and move on to another "problem".

I thought you had dumped her twice already?
 
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DasaniWater said:
ok everyone tells me the unthinable and to let her dance with another guy, when shes my woman! ok but i will listen to this. the majority rules....but damn how do i learn to dance!!!
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don't be so damn jealous. If he starts grinding, than get worried but dude jealousy kills.

take some classes (swing dance and lime dancing. Country music :up: ). I am doing it right now. If you cannot afford dance lessons, just imitate. Most dances do not require much skill (grinding).

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you had better take some dance classes..thats the only way...and hit on some disco clubs and make practise with other girls..than show your gf your skills.. dancing is something which so many girls fall into really...if you are a good dancer, your chances would increase with the girls..
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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WTF fellas, the answer is staring you in the face. DW, swallow your pride, go to your GF's house and tell her to show you some steps, SHE'S A FVCKEN DANCER!!! You can practice in the privacy of her place, grind, dry hump, wet hump, whatever. Believe it or not she'll think more of you if you man up about it rather than worrying or going the long way around to find a solution.
 
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Just slow dance, all you do is hold each other and wobble from side to side. ahhahaha
 
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I'm sorry, but you're a fvcken idiot. If all the dramas you've posted so far have been true, you deserve all of it and more. Glutton for punishment is what you are, either that or a troll.
 
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Scorched said:
Just slow dance, all you do is hold each other and wobble from side to side. ahhahaha
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slow dancing sucks. If a pig could stand up, he could do it.

learn swing dance or ballroom

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