alright basically i got her number like a week ago and I want to call her and basically I want to fvck her but I don't want her to come to where I live : ( uni) but I wanna go over there and get high or whatever so what should I basically say. I don't really want to have to go on a date.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Ok I got the number of these pothead chick that lives like 10mins away wat to say
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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BlahUgh said:
Basically, you should basically, stay away, basically. Drugs are bad, basically, unnkaay.
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Well seeing as hwo shes so close, drive in her area and call her up and be like
"Hey whats going on"
"not much"
"I was driving around your area, thought I'd call and see whats up, what are you doing tonight?"
go from there
"Hey whats going on"
"not much"
"I was driving around your area, thought I'd call and see whats up, what are you doing tonight?"
go from there
lmao!
Ya... "basically", you def. want to drop that word out of your speech patterns.
After that... reckognize the fact that alls good.
This lil stoner babe gave you her number.
Issue is...
Your saying you don't want to go on a date w. her... just straight to fvckin! lol... No ****!? Don't we all!
Now don't get me wrong... you perfectly well could do that. Afterall she's a stoner. Tell her you got the "DANK!" and say "we should blaze one." But that you can't smoke in your dorm. How's a stoner baby gonna deny that!?
But... the real thing is... why the fvck not kick it w. her!? Obviously your sorta into her. So go chill w. her. Dude's have totally abstracted women these days. Let her be a cool cutie, to enjoy. Grab a bite to eat w. her. Go for a walk. Anything. She's just another human being, w. the added perk of being a chick. Enjoy her female beauty, enjoy the times, enjoy the life... then go back to her place, and stroke! Easy as that.
One person that I credit much DJ props to, that I've never seen mentioned on this board really is... Tupac. He was such a pimp, ladies man. I remember seeing this documentary on him, and he had such a healthy perspective, and relation towards women. Granted its probably from growing up w. a single mother, etc. But the point is... he could just kick it with them, and enjoy their level. Laugh w. them... and just let the whole man/woman dynamic go. And you know what... he had women swarming around him. Was always cool w. them... and fvcked mad pvssy!
Just give her a ring... and go get some ice-cream.
Who cares! Enjoy the babydoll, and enjoy your time on earth.
Easy as that.
... then go stroke.
P.S. some stoner chicks know how to FVCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Its their stoner ways. Mad into the feeling, etc. Plus most of the stoner chicks I've been with... give great head! lol... must be the art of smoking, carrying over
Ya... "basically", you def. want to drop that word out of your speech patterns.
After that... reckognize the fact that alls good.
This lil stoner babe gave you her number.
Issue is...
Your saying you don't want to go on a date w. her... just straight to fvckin! lol... No ****!? Don't we all!
Now don't get me wrong... you perfectly well could do that. Afterall she's a stoner. Tell her you got the "DANK!" and say "we should blaze one." But that you can't smoke in your dorm. How's a stoner baby gonna deny that!?
But... the real thing is... why the fvck not kick it w. her!? Obviously your sorta into her. So go chill w. her. Dude's have totally abstracted women these days. Let her be a cool cutie, to enjoy. Grab a bite to eat w. her. Go for a walk. Anything. She's just another human being, w. the added perk of being a chick. Enjoy her female beauty, enjoy the times, enjoy the life... then go back to her place, and stroke! Easy as that.
One person that I credit much DJ props to, that I've never seen mentioned on this board really is... Tupac. He was such a pimp, ladies man. I remember seeing this documentary on him, and he had such a healthy perspective, and relation towards women. Granted its probably from growing up w. a single mother, etc. But the point is... he could just kick it with them, and enjoy their level. Laugh w. them... and just let the whole man/woman dynamic go. And you know what... he had women swarming around him. Was always cool w. them... and fvcked mad pvssy!
Just give her a ring... and go get some ice-cream.
Who cares! Enjoy the babydoll, and enjoy your time on earth.
Easy as that.
... then go stroke.
P.S. some stoner chicks know how to FVCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Its their stoner ways. Mad into the feeling, etc. Plus most of the stoner chicks I've been with... give great head! lol... must be the art of smoking, carrying over
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.