alright basically i got her number like a week ago and I want to call her and basically I want to fvck her but I don't want her to come to where I live : ( uni) but I wanna go over there and get high or whatever so what should I basically say. I don't really want to have to go on a date.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Ok I got the number of these pothead chick that lives like 10mins away wat to say
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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BlahUgh said:
Basically, you should basically, stay away, basically. Drugs are bad, basically, unnkaay.
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Well seeing as hwo shes so close, drive in her area and call her up and be like
"Hey whats going on"
"not much"
"I was driving around your area, thought I'd call and see whats up, what are you doing tonight?"
go from there
"Hey whats going on"
"not much"
"I was driving around your area, thought I'd call and see whats up, what are you doing tonight?"
go from there
lmao!
Ya... "basically", you def. want to drop that word out of your speech patterns.
After that... reckognize the fact that alls good.
This lil stoner babe gave you her number.
Issue is...
Your saying you don't want to go on a date w. her... just straight to fvckin! lol... No ****!? Don't we all!
Now don't get me wrong... you perfectly well could do that. Afterall she's a stoner. Tell her you got the "DANK!" and say "we should blaze one." But that you can't smoke in your dorm. How's a stoner baby gonna deny that!?
But... the real thing is... why the fvck not kick it w. her!? Obviously your sorta into her. So go chill w. her. Dude's have totally abstracted women these days. Let her be a cool cutie, to enjoy. Grab a bite to eat w. her. Go for a walk. Anything. She's just another human being, w. the added perk of being a chick. Enjoy her female beauty, enjoy the times, enjoy the life... then go back to her place, and stroke! Easy as that.
One person that I credit much DJ props to, that I've never seen mentioned on this board really is... Tupac. He was such a pimp, ladies man. I remember seeing this documentary on him, and he had such a healthy perspective, and relation towards women. Granted its probably from growing up w. a single mother, etc. But the point is... he could just kick it with them, and enjoy their level. Laugh w. them... and just let the whole man/woman dynamic go. And you know what... he had women swarming around him. Was always cool w. them... and fvcked mad pvssy!
Just give her a ring... and go get some ice-cream.
Who cares! Enjoy the babydoll, and enjoy your time on earth.
Easy as that.
... then go stroke.
P.S. some stoner chicks know how to FVCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Its their stoner ways. Mad into the feeling, etc. Plus most of the stoner chicks I've been with... give great head! lol... must be the art of smoking, carrying over
Ya... "basically", you def. want to drop that word out of your speech patterns.
After that... reckognize the fact that alls good.
This lil stoner babe gave you her number.
Issue is...
Your saying you don't want to go on a date w. her... just straight to fvckin! lol... No ****!? Don't we all!
Now don't get me wrong... you perfectly well could do that. Afterall she's a stoner. Tell her you got the "DANK!" and say "we should blaze one." But that you can't smoke in your dorm. How's a stoner baby gonna deny that!?
But... the real thing is... why the fvck not kick it w. her!? Obviously your sorta into her. So go chill w. her. Dude's have totally abstracted women these days. Let her be a cool cutie, to enjoy. Grab a bite to eat w. her. Go for a walk. Anything. She's just another human being, w. the added perk of being a chick. Enjoy her female beauty, enjoy the times, enjoy the life... then go back to her place, and stroke! Easy as that.
One person that I credit much DJ props to, that I've never seen mentioned on this board really is... Tupac. He was such a pimp, ladies man. I remember seeing this documentary on him, and he had such a healthy perspective, and relation towards women. Granted its probably from growing up w. a single mother, etc. But the point is... he could just kick it with them, and enjoy their level. Laugh w. them... and just let the whole man/woman dynamic go. And you know what... he had women swarming around him. Was always cool w. them... and fvcked mad pvssy!
Just give her a ring... and go get some ice-cream.
Who cares! Enjoy the babydoll, and enjoy your time on earth.
Easy as that.
... then go stroke.
P.S. some stoner chicks know how to FVCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Its their stoner ways. Mad into the feeling, etc. Plus most of the stoner chicks I've been with... give great head! lol... must be the art of smoking, carrying over
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.