"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Trapper

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a good C&F response if any girls says like " how do you wanna me?"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Dude there are a tonne of things you could say.

BTW I think she may have said "how do you want me ?"

I'd probably say covered in honey or something like that :)
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Trapper said:
a good C&F response if any girls says like " how do you wanna me?"
HER: "How do you wanna me?"
YOU: "Uhh... hold on a second. I've got to see if the sosuave.net guys can think of any ****y and or funny responses to this question! I'll be right back!"
 

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Demonslut said:
I'd ****slap her in the face for screwing up the grammar of such a simple sentence.
:crackup: haha! don't look now, but the dude below you thinks there's a "tonne" of things you could say. :crackup:
 

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Giovanni Casanova said:
HER: "How do you wanna me?"
YOU: "Uhh... hold on a second. I've got to see if the sosuave.net guys can think of any ****y and or funny responses to this question! I'll be right back!"
:crackup: thank you.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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ValleyDJing said:
:crackup: haha! don't look now, but the dude below you thinks there's a "tonne" of things you could say. :crackup:

???

A tonne is the metric equivalent of a "ton".

1 tonne = 1000 kilograms


your comment kinda backfired there, but now you know, so it's all good in the end.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Giovanni Casanova said:
HER: "How do you wanna me?"
YOU: "Uhh... hold on a second. I've got to see if the sosuave.net guys can think of any ****y and or funny responses to this question! I'll be right back!"
:crackup: :crackup: :up: :crackup: :crackup:
 

ValleyDJing

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The Juan and only said:
???

A tonne is the metric equivalent of a "ton".

1 tonne = 1000 kilograms


your comment kinda backfired there, but now you know, so it's all good in the end.
eh...whatever. haha, all you brits! alright you got me.
 
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