"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Unbridled_Phoenix

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Stay sharp my friend, your mind starts to play tricks on you when you take a hit like that.
 

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Sucks, terrible time to get fired ..
Don't see how it relates to dating the hb 9 .. since you shouldn't be giving her money anyways but.. whatever, she's the least of your worries right now.
 

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Sucks, terrible time to get fired ..
Don't see how it relates to dating the hb 9 .. since you shouldn't be giving her money anyways but.. whatever, she's the least of your worries right now.
 

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INSIDE YOUR HEAD!
Snowman23 said:
Dating this HB 9 and I just got fired yesterday.

I just got hired today - and I'm dating a Cold Baboon 2...CB 2!

She is a two because she is an animal in bed! :)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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