Oh Sh*t! No condom?!

[reasonpolice]

Now, I don't know who cares about condoms and who doesn't, all I know is, I'm not about to risk gettin a b*tch preggers. I always keep a condom in my wallet, which has a pretty sweet pocket for it thats very unnoticeable unless you're really looking for it. But, I digress...

A good line just randomly popped in my head if you find yourself in a situation where the girl is ready and willing but you have no condom - "Well I don't have a condom on hand, but don't worry, that just means you get to find out what it tastes like."

Obviously presentation and tone of voice count here

Might be stupid to you guys but I just thought I'd share.

 

[DJDanny]

Keeping a condom in your pocket is a very bad idea unless you like suprises.

 

[Schwank]

"Well I don't have a condom on hand, but don't worry, that just means you get to find out what it tastes like."

That's a sweet line, bro. I like.

 

[reasonpolice]

Keeping a condom in your pocket is a very bad idea unless you like suprises.

I'm afraid I don't follow, man. :/

I said in my wallet, not pocket, it's not going to fall out or anything.

Thanks, Schwank!

 

[SharinganUser]

always Use A Condom!!