"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Oh Sh*t! No condom?!

reasonpolice

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Now, I don't know who cares about condoms and who doesn't, all I know is, I'm not about to risk gettin a b*tch preggers. I always keep a condom in my wallet, which has a pretty sweet pocket for it thats very unnoticeable unless you're really looking for it. But, I digress...

A good line just randomly popped in my head if you find yourself in a situation where the girl is ready and willing but you have no condom - "Well I don't have a condom on hand, but don't worry, that just means you get to find out what it tastes like."

Obviously presentation and tone of voice count here

Might be stupid to you guys but I just thought I'd share.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Keeping a condom in your pocket is a very bad idea unless you like suprises.
 

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"Well I don't have a condom on hand, but don't worry, that just means you get to find out what it tastes like."

That's a sweet line, bro. I like.
 

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Keeping a condom in your pocket is a very bad idea unless you like suprises.
I'm afraid I don't follow, man. :/

I said in my wallet, not pocket, it's not going to fall out or anything.

Thanks, Schwank!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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