"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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leoncour

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I got a girls number last monday but she didn't write down the area code. She told me to call her soon because her phone was going to be disconnected. I tried calling and I tried, but it wouldn't
go through, and it always said the same message "this number has been disconnected and is no longer in use" so I assumed that it was disconnected. Then my friend told me today that he talked to her and she asked "did he use the *** area code?" Then she walked away and laughed. I feel like an idiot but this is only partially my fault, right? Can I recover from this?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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cave dweller

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ok.......

Hey,

She has no interest in you........

Next..........

cave dweller
 

leoncour

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I have the right area code now because my friend told me. Anyways I am going to call her. Let's see what happens.
 

Ricky

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Why the f do people think girls have no interest all the time.

I'm confident and a great catch. Of course they have interest in me. That's what all of you have to think.

For that matter, what the hell is wrong with throwing a little angst the way of the girl.

If her interest level is low, ****ing bust on her.
 

leoncour

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I called her and I now have her correct number with area code. It was her oversight that she didn't give me the area code, so it isn't my fault that I am calling a week late. We are coworkers by the way.

Oh and she wasn't home so I guess I will have to keep calling her till I get her on the phone.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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