"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Oh man, I've got to stop drinking so much

wootapotky

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Man this Saturday was crazy. This is the second time in 2 months that I've gotten completely plastered and passed out at a party. Now the amount of times I've done isn't that much, but the sh!t I do when plastered is the problem. There seems to be a barrier where before it I'm fine, don't make a fool of myself. But then any more drinks and I"m going overboard with how flirtatious I am and make a dumbass of myself. I've only just started drinking 5 months ago so I'm not too experienced and it worries me because I don't want to become an alcoholic. I hardly ever drink but I definitely don't want a habit to start.

Plus I hate making a fool of myself. Any tips for me since I'm fairly new to the drinking scene. Although I have a feeling that the suggestions will be don't drink so much.

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Scrap the over .39 BAC, it was probably somewhere in the .2's. I put in the wrong amount for a couple of my drinks. That's still way too much though. I don't want to tempt fate ever.
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Capt.Jack Sparrow

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Since im drunk right now, and I posted a thread about the same thing practicly.. dont drink so often!!

just get a buzz bro, dont go overboard..from one guy to another, dont drink so much. its fu*kin up my life right now. :(....
just take it easy
 

wootapotky

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Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
Since im drunk right now, and I posted a thread about the same thing practicly.. dont drink so often!!

just get a buzz bro, dont go overboard..from one guy to another, dont drink so much. its fu*kin up my life right now. :(....
just take it easy
Yeah, I've got to stop it now before it becomes a problem.
 

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a few drinks is one thing, but what you are describing is poisoning your body. yeah you can drink too much and kill yourself, it happen lots of times.
 

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God, I remember when I used to get sh!tfaced nearly every weekend. I used to go through a bottle of cognac everytime. Got to the point where the hangovers were lasting for 3-4 days at a time, and I was wasting a ****load of money. Just drink in moderation, or you will regret it later on. How old are you wootapotky?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Bible_Belt

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Stay away from hard alcohol and wine. Stick to beer. Don't forget to eat. If you keep your stomach full, it is about impossible to pass out from beer alone - you get too full to drink enough to make yourself too drunk.

Also, alcohol dehydrates you, so drink come water after you have had a couple drinks. Hangovers are mostly dehydration and sleep deprivation.
 
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