"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Oh come on! illegal to pee standing up??

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/sweden-left-party-toilet-stand_n_1590572.html

I hope this is a wind up, seriously, who the f cuck would even consider passing such a law? do I smell a feminist?

"Male representatives on the Sormland County Council in Sweden should sit rather than stand while urinating in office restrooms, according to a motion advanced by the local Left Party.

Known as a socialist and feminist organization, the party claims that seated urination is more hygienic for men -- the practice decreases the likelihood of puddles and other unwanted residue forming in the stall -- in addition to being better for a man's health by more effectively emptying one's bladder, The Local reported. "
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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This makes me want to urinate on a feminist's face....standing up :)
 

Mr.Positive

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Burroughs said:
This makes me want to urinate on a feminist's face....standing up :)
Indeed. We should go there and protest, have a Men's rights urination day. We can all march through the town and piss on anything we want. :D
 

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have you guys been attuned to what's happened in Sweden over the last 2 decades? They've left behind the comparatively harmless realm of feminism a a while ago. Now the country is run by the most hardcore brand of femi-nazis. I swear, no matter how hot Swedish women are, I am not stepping foot in that country as I can already see myself locked up within hours of arrival for coming on too hard on a chick... or peeing standing up!
 

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Mr.Positive said:
Indeed. We should go there and protest, have a Men's rights urination day. We can all march through the town and piss on anything we want. :D
Yes I'm all for this 100%

field trip to sweden to piss on bishes :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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drak_ool said:
have you guys been attuned to what's happened in Sweden over the last 2 decades? They've left behind the comparatively harmless realm of feminism a a while ago. Now the country is run by the most hardcore brand of femi-nazis. I swear, no matter how hot Swedish women are, I am not stepping foot in that country as I can already see myself locked up within hours of arrival for coming on too hard on a chick... or peeing standing up!
Just look what happened to Julian Assange. He bangs a couple of groupies in Sweden, tells them to fvck off, next thing he's up on rape charges.
 

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I brught this up at work today with a lot of female colleagues, they thought it was marvellous, I told them never to invite me round to their homes!!!
 

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don't said:
they get tired of cleaning up piss around their toilets, from lazy pos men.
I get tired of hearing womens sh!t everyday, can we make it illegal for them to talk?
 

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Its a proven fact that its actually healthier on your prostate gland to sit down when you piss and with what prostate cancer means to guys, well...
 

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so who's paying to remove all the STANDING urinals?

what about the pee troughs?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Blackmm said:
Its a proven fact that its actually healthier on your prostate gland to sit down when you piss and with what prostate cancer means to guys, well...
Thats why any man now is given the choice to pee standing or sit according to his concern about his prostate, the problem is that those cvnts just decided that men are no more entitled of freedom of choice, especially in matters that are related to their manliness.

And spare me the shaming about a real man doesnt need to pee standing, we all know how the fvck it works for us.


TonyBaloney said:
san loser california - why dont you fuc k off you moron?

This is Sweden today. I used to bang a bird from there 20 years ago. At that time their progressive attitute was crazy too - they would give free dogs to alcoholics, with paid pet food, cos it might `help the drunk....did they ever think about the dogs????

But to be honest i'm kinda into sub dom, so a blond dressed up in a nazi uniform makin me sit to pee, would really do it for me ;)
Better yet fvcking you with one of those plastic c0cks right after?
 

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masculine woman were always jealous from men because they pee standing , I think these laws are driven by some sick mentalities
 

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Mike32ct said:
Is some bathroom monitor going to watch you to make sure you don't stand and hold your p e c k e r?

Or is there a reward so other manginas using the restroom can rat you out to the urination police?
probably, if it was Singapore.
 
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