"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oh come on! illegal to pee standing up??

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/sweden-left-party-toilet-stand_n_1590572.html

I hope this is a wind up, seriously, who the f cuck would even consider passing such a law? do I smell a feminist?

"Male representatives on the Sormland County Council in Sweden should sit rather than stand while urinating in office restrooms, according to a motion advanced by the local Left Party.

Known as a socialist and feminist organization, the party claims that seated urination is more hygienic for men -- the practice decreases the likelihood of puddles and other unwanted residue forming in the stall -- in addition to being better for a man's health by more effectively emptying one's bladder, The Local reported. "
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This makes me want to urinate on a feminist's face....standing up :)
 

Mr.Positive

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Burroughs said:
This makes me want to urinate on a feminist's face....standing up :)
Indeed. We should go there and protest, have a Men's rights urination day. We can all march through the town and piss on anything we want. :D
 

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have you guys been attuned to what's happened in Sweden over the last 2 decades? They've left behind the comparatively harmless realm of feminism a a while ago. Now the country is run by the most hardcore brand of femi-nazis. I swear, no matter how hot Swedish women are, I am not stepping foot in that country as I can already see myself locked up within hours of arrival for coming on too hard on a chick... or peeing standing up!
 

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Mr.Positive said:
Indeed. We should go there and protest, have a Men's rights urination day. We can all march through the town and piss on anything we want. :D
Yes I'm all for this 100%

field trip to sweden to piss on bishes :)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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drak_ool said:
have you guys been attuned to what's happened in Sweden over the last 2 decades? They've left behind the comparatively harmless realm of feminism a a while ago. Now the country is run by the most hardcore brand of femi-nazis. I swear, no matter how hot Swedish women are, I am not stepping foot in that country as I can already see myself locked up within hours of arrival for coming on too hard on a chick... or peeing standing up!
Just look what happened to Julian Assange. He bangs a couple of groupies in Sweden, tells them to fvck off, next thing he's up on rape charges.
 

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I brught this up at work today with a lot of female colleagues, they thought it was marvellous, I told them never to invite me round to their homes!!!
 

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don't said:
they get tired of cleaning up piss around their toilets, from lazy pos men.
I get tired of hearing womens sh!t everyday, can we make it illegal for them to talk?
 

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Its a proven fact that its actually healthier on your prostate gland to sit down when you piss and with what prostate cancer means to guys, well...
 

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so who's paying to remove all the STANDING urinals?

what about the pee troughs?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Blackmm said:
Its a proven fact that its actually healthier on your prostate gland to sit down when you piss and with what prostate cancer means to guys, well...
Thats why any man now is given the choice to pee standing or sit according to his concern about his prostate, the problem is that those cvnts just decided that men are no more entitled of freedom of choice, especially in matters that are related to their manliness.

And spare me the shaming about a real man doesnt need to pee standing, we all know how the fvck it works for us.


TonyBaloney said:
san loser california - why dont you fuc k off you moron?

This is Sweden today. I used to bang a bird from there 20 years ago. At that time their progressive attitute was crazy too - they would give free dogs to alcoholics, with paid pet food, cos it might `help the drunk....did they ever think about the dogs????

But to be honest i'm kinda into sub dom, so a blond dressed up in a nazi uniform makin me sit to pee, would really do it for me ;)
Better yet fvcking you with one of those plastic c0cks right after?
 

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masculine woman were always jealous from men because they pee standing , I think these laws are driven by some sick mentalities
 

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Mike32ct said:
Is some bathroom monitor going to watch you to make sure you don't stand and hold your p e c k e r?

Or is there a reward so other manginas using the restroom can rat you out to the urination police?
probably, if it was Singapore.
 
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