"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oh Brother, now there is a Tinder type of app to just be "just friends"

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https://www.playboy.com/articles/online-only-relationships

Basically, this new app, "Phrendly", is like Tinder, except it is expressly there not for folks to hook up, but to be "virtual friends". So now a woman doesn't even have to give the impression that she might be interested sexually in a man, but can now say from the very beginning that she only wants to be friends.

And the sad part is that men will line up to become an virtual orbitor!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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https://www.playboy.com/articles/online-only-relationships

Basically, this new app, "Phrendly", is like Tinder, except it is expressly there not for folks to hook up, but to be "virtual friends". So now a woman doesn't even have to give the impression that she might be interested sexually in a man, but can now say from the very beginning that she only wants to be friends.

And the sad part is that men will line up to become an virtual orbitor!
Just when you think, things can't sink any lower.....something like this comes along to surprise you and sink to a brand new low......
 

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Market forces at work. There are men willing to sign up for something like this and there are women willing to take advantage of it.
 
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Great! Gives more entitlement to already way to entitled bytches!

Enough man will be ready to give away their attention for free. Fcuk em!
 

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Here come the blue pillers thinking they'll have a better chance of getting laid on this app.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Here come the blue pillers thinking they'll have a better chance of getting laid on this app.
Lol so hard at what the developers/marketers wrote from the description in the app store:

"Phrendly offers the thrill of rock-star flirting at your fingertips. Get the attention you deserve ((cough, entitlement, cough)) --whenever, wherever."​

Blah, blah, blah more verbiage and "Enjoy our killer 90% response rate". :rofl: No dating required.

Hubby, b/f, exes, orbiters, social media and fukboi not giving you enough attention? Don't stress princess!

White knights are operating and waiting by your side to fulfill all your attention starved needs. :lol:
 
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Why would someone, straight up, volunteer to be in the friendzone???
 

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What the f**k is this world coming to?

Now motherf**kers are willingly volunteering to be friendzoned? God damn.

What's next, guys being virtual providers while the women have sex with their personal trainers?

Guys, let's develop a hookup app of our own and make sure it's for going beyond just friends. Name it "EndZone". Before more of these chick attention wh0ring apps pop up and make chicks more entitled.

And we as men wonder why it's taking twice as much work to arouse chicks.
 

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My speculation is if you're hot you'll still get laid anyway. Just turns up the plausiblity deniability factor up 100x. Now b!tches have reason to say 'Oh it just happened'
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Nothing wrong with befriending women. I do it all the time. Women friends are more loyal and trustworthy than some of my boys.

Some of you guys take your black eyes to the world. Don't be so one-dimensional.
 

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Chicky friends always have OTHER chicky friends. :D

Better to be friendzoned by someone you're not attracted to, or off the market. Could work in your favor.:p
 
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