"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Oh Brother, now there is a Tinder type of app to just be "just friends"

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https://www.playboy.com/articles/online-only-relationships

Basically, this new app, "Phrendly", is like Tinder, except it is expressly there not for folks to hook up, but to be "virtual friends". So now a woman doesn't even have to give the impression that she might be interested sexually in a man, but can now say from the very beginning that she only wants to be friends.

And the sad part is that men will line up to become an virtual orbitor!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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https://www.playboy.com/articles/online-only-relationships

Basically, this new app, "Phrendly", is like Tinder, except it is expressly there not for folks to hook up, but to be "virtual friends". So now a woman doesn't even have to give the impression that she might be interested sexually in a man, but can now say from the very beginning that she only wants to be friends.

And the sad part is that men will line up to become an virtual orbitor!
Just when you think, things can't sink any lower.....something like this comes along to surprise you and sink to a brand new low......
 

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Market forces at work. There are men willing to sign up for something like this and there are women willing to take advantage of it.
 
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Great! Gives more entitlement to already way to entitled bytches!

Enough man will be ready to give away their attention for free. Fcuk em!
 

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Here come the blue pillers thinking they'll have a better chance of getting laid on this app.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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resilient

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Here come the blue pillers thinking they'll have a better chance of getting laid on this app.
Lol so hard at what the developers/marketers wrote from the description in the app store:

"Phrendly offers the thrill of rock-star flirting at your fingertips. Get the attention you deserve ((cough, entitlement, cough)) --whenever, wherever."​

Blah, blah, blah more verbiage and "Enjoy our killer 90% response rate". :rofl: No dating required.

Hubby, b/f, exes, orbiters, social media and fukboi not giving you enough attention? Don't stress princess!

White knights are operating and waiting by your side to fulfill all your attention starved needs. :lol:
 
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Why would someone, straight up, volunteer to be in the friendzone???
 

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What the f**k is this world coming to?

Now motherf**kers are willingly volunteering to be friendzoned? God damn.

What's next, guys being virtual providers while the women have sex with their personal trainers?

Guys, let's develop a hookup app of our own and make sure it's for going beyond just friends. Name it "EndZone". Before more of these chick attention wh0ring apps pop up and make chicks more entitled.

And we as men wonder why it's taking twice as much work to arouse chicks.
 

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My speculation is if you're hot you'll still get laid anyway. Just turns up the plausiblity deniability factor up 100x. Now b!tches have reason to say 'Oh it just happened'
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Nothing wrong with befriending women. I do it all the time. Women friends are more loyal and trustworthy than some of my boys.

Some of you guys take your black eyes to the world. Don't be so one-dimensional.
 

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Chicky friends always have OTHER chicky friends. :D

Better to be friendzoned by someone you're not attracted to, or off the market. Could work in your favor.:p
 
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