sageproduct
Banned
Anyone up for an official So Suave/pot roast thread? Possibly picking a variety of pot roast and detailing specific cooking techniques? Fvck it. Let me have it. I need some RECIPES. Looking at YOU especially female DJs!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Official Sosuave pot roast thread?
- Thread starter sageproduct
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
My girlfriend's crock-pot recipe is to add a jar of sour kraut and a bottle of A-1 steak sauce. It's not bad.
Mike32ct
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Submerge boneless pork chops in barbecue sauce. (Gonna need two bottles of BBQ sauce at a minimum.). Slow cooker (crock pot) on low for 12 hours for frozen pork chops. High cuts time in half.
Crock pots are very forgiving. The stuff doesn't burn or dry out. Set it and forget it. The perfect bachelor cooking tool.
Get the smallest crock pot you can for cooking for one or two. Most are too big for small quantities.
Crock pots are very forgiving. The stuff doesn't burn or dry out. Set it and forget it. The perfect bachelor cooking tool.
Get the smallest crock pot you can for cooking for one or two. Most are too big for small quantities.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
first get a girl.
then send her into the kitchen.
step 3. wait
final phase - eat.
then send her into the kitchen.
step 3. wait
final phase - eat.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.