DanZy
Master Don Juan
My god you're stupid, it's fantasticgoundra said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Official Sosuave poster roast thread?
- Thread starter Naughty Ninja
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Who Dares Win
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Atom just found out his old kindergarden badge and plastic guns and desperately looked for a reason to wear them again:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=204649
If I were you I wouldnt mess with the sheriff..
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=204649
If I were you I wouldnt mess with the sheriff..
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
My goal is to be the world's best Hall Monitor. See this sash? It shows that I mean business!
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Bang goes your anonymity.Atom Smasher said:
found you on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YKb-B4l-OM
And I found Destinova too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx4jn77VKlQ
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Goundra's online shop could re-arm the world population and strike back against big brother but awfully the IT guy didnt fix the paypal bug yet.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
I'm pretty sure its cos he got caught up in a beartrap on the way up the steps to the front door to fix it.Who Dares Win said:
goundra/twentee let their mail order brides practice throwing bananas at him.
Poor IT guy. You will be missed greatly