"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Official Sosuave poster roast thread?

DanZy

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goundra said:
if you could read, you'd see that I warned guys about the fake id posts, and I've never said a word about homemade guns, either. Altho I have made smg's from scratch, they aint worth the risk and effort it takes to do so. Only dope dealers have the balls and money to buy them, and they want to pay you with dope, not cash.
My god you're stupid, it's fantastic
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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My goal is to be the world's best Hall Monitor. See this sash? It shows that I mean business!
 

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Who Dares Win

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Goundra's online shop could re-arm the world population and strike back against big brother but awfully the IT guy didnt fix the paypal bug yet.
 

Purefilth

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Who Dares Win said:
Goundra's online shop could re-arm the world population and strike back against big brother but awfully the IT guy didnt fix the paypal bug yet.
I'm pretty sure its cos he got caught up in a beartrap on the way up the steps to the front door to fix it.

goundra/twentee let their mail order brides practice throwing bananas at him.





Poor IT guy. You will be missed greatly:cry:
 
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