"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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If you're going to objectify women why not go all the way?
Or maybe you feel but just don't want to acknowledge that there is more to sex than simply physical pleasure

Oh FFS, another sensitive teenager who's transcended the physical act of sex into a cosmic experience . I see teenage boys are still spewing the same sh!t baby boomers force fed gen x's with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Oh FFS, another sensitive teenager who's transcended the physical act of sex into a cosmic experience . I see teenage boys are still spewing the same sh!t baby boomers force fed gen x's with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
Sorry for the confusion, I wasn't implying that sex is a cosmic experience. I was trying to say that

If sex is simply a physical pleasure (and nothing more) then why do guys seek to sleep with women who aren't prostitutes?

I was suggesting that the reason they do so is

1. Because there is an emotional and/or psychological aspect to sex

This could be proven wrong (it's falsifiable) and it's the theory I associate with.
 

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georgies24 the curious kid is wearing mascara, and the bra, panties, and knee highs, and everything else he finds in his mothers closet.

Harry Willmington dated your mother off pof, and your grand mother too.

Toast123, an Israeli of African descent, doesn't know what girls want, an Israeli or an African.
 

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Tittieman (aka. Mr. Titties) and MikeOck are the classiest guys on the entire board. I like how Tittieman, aka Mr. Titties, aka The Tittmaster is simply known by a symbol ( . ) ( . ). Reminds me of when Prince was known by a symbol. :p
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Judge Nismo's princesses are all in other castles as he's too busy playing with his Pokemon cards.
 

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I find it ironic that Tittieman's reputation status says "Tittieman is a glorious beacon of light!", since some people refer to titties as "headlights".
 

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Jophil has come back reincarnated as GSP Sheilds just to fvck with So Suave.
 
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Naughty Ninja prefers GSPshields' posts over porn when pleasuring himself.

Itsjustme leads the MM view count with his [FR].
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Zarky met two very nice women on POF. Both listed being interested in threesomes in their profiles so he decided to get them all together. Upon all of them meeting, it was discovered the two women were actually Naughty Ninja and GPSshields (both whom were testing how easy it was for women on POF). In Zarky's desperate attempt at "40 by 40", he decided he didn't care and went ahead with it, adding them both to his total.



Though the offer was tempting and gave me a tummy stick I wound up flaking on the meetup like I always do. GSPSheilds actually met up with Zarky dressed like Buffalo Bill and was rejected. Thus starting his thread titled: "Making three million dollars is easier than getting an HB4".
 

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Naughty Ninja prefers GSPshields' posts over porn when pleasuring himself.

Itsjustme leads the MM view count with his [FR].

Beginning DJ's arsehole resembles the size of a clowns pocket since he installed a butt-plug on his computer chair.
 

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Mike32ct- more green dots than 99% of the forum but never gets laid...wtf?!
LOL. You'll never hear me say scoring is easy or looks don't matter :).

Social Leper runs an "Oc c u py <Social Leper's Town>" Protest. He scores more than me because of all the protestors crashing at his place.
 

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Naughty Ninja gets so excited when he's banging out replies to slvts on POF that now all his text permanently comes out BOLD.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If you knew anything, punk, you would know that I sport a monacle. ;)
It goes well with my spats.
 

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I should have shown more class. NEVER insult a man who wears a monocle by saying he wears glasses! For some reason I'm getting a mental picture of Mr. Peanut, who, by the way, would b!tch slap me if I suggested he wears glasses. He'd probably take off one of his white gloves and b!tch slap me with the glove.

I looked up "spats" on Wikipedia and saw a picture with this caption... "Senator Charles Sumner (left) wearing spats in 1863. At right is Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.".

I'm assuming that you're Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. If you're not, I suggest calling your penis "Sir Henry Wadsworth Longfellow". Then you have the perfect setup for an awesome pick-up line!

"Hello there ladies. My name is Atom Smasher and this is my faithful companion and entertainer of the female species, Sir Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.". I think this lines REEKS of class and will have women frozen in a state of arousal, much like a Cro-Magnon man frozen in the depths of Arctic Ice.
 

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Ive posts one thread and the entire SS DJ Mature man section loses it's sh1t in a textual slap fighting brawl.

PenKitten gets married to a SS vet and is now known in her household as "PanKitchen".



Gotta think of something for BigNeil, BibleBelt,Betheman, Bradd80, and LiveFreeX...lol
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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