Official Sosuave poster roast thread?

[Naughty Ninja]

Anyone up for an official So Suave/poster roast thread? Possibly picking a poster or the site itself and roasting them/it or any of the 'legends'? Fvck it. Let me have it. I need some LULZ.

 

[PDubb75]

That is insane that you posted this. I actually started a post this morning "roasting" this site based on common sayings here. I ended up not submitting it because I couldn't come up with enough material.

Some of the stuff I had was something like:

- No girl in the world is a virgin
- Every single girl is fvcking every guy she comes in contact with
- ^yet somehow, we are the prize and these other guys have nothing on us
- spin more plates
- everything gspsheilds says
- Naughty Ninja is the master at POF - yet never meets up with anyone.
- ALPHAROMEO must have a busted Caps Lock key.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

That is insane that you posted this. I actually started a post this morning "roasting" this site based on common sayings here. I ended up not submitting it because I couldn't come up with enough material.

Some of the stuff I had was something like:

- No girl in the world is a virgin
- Every single girl is fvcking every guy she comes in contact with
- ^yet somehow, we are the prize and these other guys have nothing on us
- spin more plates
- everything gspsheilds says
- Naughty Ninja is the master at POF - yet never meets up with anyone
- ALPHAROMEO must have a busted Caps Lock key.

Damn that was painful! LMAO. (Yet true)

Any thread involving losers drives Floydb into Hulk rage. Hahahaha (Though I completely agree with his posts.)

Doc love's nonsense needs to be removed from the site. Especially that g@y ass pic of him and his poodle. WTF?!

Bigneil needs to stop dealing with strippers and then posting advice on how to get normal chicks.

Bigjimbo needs to stick to posting on HappierAbroad with the rest of the clowns who can't hack it in the US and Canada.

 

[Purefilth]

Lol
Judge nismo

 

[georgie24]

rollo!!!!

 

[Desdinova]

I don't know whether to laugh, get mad, fvck someone's gf or lock the thread.

Off to Anything Else with it...

 

[Aristippus]

Aristippus needs to stop having sex with inflatable dolls while watching porn and then bragging about how he "gets laid all the time". Judge Judy, ummm, I mean Judge Nismo's ruling. Case Closed ya deuchebags!

Doc Love's uncle drives a creepy "molester van" with blacked out windows and hands candy to little children while dressed up like the "It" clown.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Bring it.

 

[Konada]

ElStud

 

[5string]

I'm with Rollo.

Fire away fellas. I can handle it.

 

[Aristippus]

Rollo induces competition anxiety in his right hand by using his left hand.

 

[georgie24]

Rollo induces competition anxiety in his right hand by using his left hand.

lol

 

[Bumsniff]

Solomon gave up looking for women so as not to make his life sized Zyzz doll jealous.

Desdinova's spent so much time on Sosuave he's become delirious for claiming he's going to fck someone's girlfriend knowing full well all of these guys are foreveralone virgins.

 

[Love's Orphan]

Judge nismo needs to update his lines. There are no castles here! This isnt the 19th century! Your princess is in another walmart!

 

[SamTheHobit]

I hate everyone on this forum.

You can all go get fvcked.

Especially Iceberg

And Nimso who thinks this is a fvcking courtroom.

 

[SamTheHobit]

Rollo induces competition anxiety in his right hand by using his left hand.

Lol xD

 

[Purefilth]

Judge nismo needs to update his lines. There are no castles here! This isnt the 19th century! Your princess is in another walmart!

...Its from Mario, not the 19th century:trouble:

 

[Atom Smasher]

This thread could get messy. Should be interesting...

 

[Who Dares Win]

Atom smashers keep chasing girls despite his age but actually doesnt remember the reason and feel disoriented when manage to catch the slow ones.

5String has the same problem of Atom, except that he is too old even for catching the slowest ones.

"Dear Scaramouche" the fact that you're communicating through writing here doesnt mean that all your posts have to look like a paper letter to your auntie.
Aso being older than atom and 5string he has the same problem twice the intensity, he tries to chase girls without remembering the reason but due to his rheumatism problems has to walk at the most.


Backbreaker should realize that his love for horses is a sign of hidden homosexuality, how else do you explain the love for something which has a big c0ck and has people riding it?

SamTheHobit should realize that he is not the coolest kid of the school just because his auntie said so.

Jaylan's penis envy and ego investment is so hard and uncontrolled that she feels the need to join men self help forum only to bash those who dare speak badly about women and shaming them.
Probably 5strings catched her once but didnt do anything to her and felt asleep, thats the reason of her anger.

Rollo's marriage wont last that much if he keeps observing his wife and mindfvck her head with games instead of banging her.

Roosh should hit the gym, dress sharply, running game only after buying some napalm and useing it as a herbicide on his arms and shoulders.
Otherwise fill an application for star wars remake as the wookie.

Anyway guys keep it easy Atom said the threadh could get messy and I dont want any of you to be banned after he will remember where he left his glasses and his awakening pills.

 

[SamTheHobit]

Who dares win likes to have penis in his mouth.