"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Officer to 911: "We're dying" from pot brownies

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A Michigan police officer dials 9-1-1 after his wife took marijuana from his squad car... marijuana he had confiscated from suspects. Of course, maybe the wife wasn't dying... but maybe passed out?

Click for the news story and for the audio tape.

I loved this part:
Officer: What's the score on the red wings game?

Operator: What...?

Officer: What's the score on the red wings game?

Operator: I don't know, I don't watch red wings games.

Officer: Okay, I just wanted to make sure this isn't some type of hallucination that I'm having.

Operator: Oh, why, what does the score say?

Officer: 3-3.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I heard the tape on the news today. It's hard telling what the marijuana could have been laced with, and if it scared him enough to call 911 it should have been taken more seriously. I thought the operator was as big an idiot as the cop and his wife.
 
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