"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Officer to 911: "We're dying" from pot brownies

Deep Dish

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A Michigan police officer dials 9-1-1 after his wife took marijuana from his squad car... marijuana he had confiscated from suspects. Of course, maybe the wife wasn't dying... but maybe passed out?

Click for the news story and for the audio tape.

I loved this part:
Officer: What's the score on the red wings game?

Operator: What...?

Officer: What's the score on the red wings game?

Operator: I don't know, I don't watch red wings games.

Officer: Okay, I just wanted to make sure this isn't some type of hallucination that I'm having.

Operator: Oh, why, what does the score say?

Officer: 3-3.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I heard the tape on the news today. It's hard telling what the marijuana could have been laced with, and if it scared him enough to call 911 it should have been taken more seriously. I thought the operator was as big an idiot as the cop and his wife.
 
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