"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Officer to 911: "We're dying" from pot brownies

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A Michigan police officer dials 9-1-1 after his wife took marijuana from his squad car... marijuana he had confiscated from suspects. Of course, maybe the wife wasn't dying... but maybe passed out?

Click for the news story and for the audio tape.

I loved this part:
Officer: What's the score on the red wings game?

Operator: What...?

Officer: What's the score on the red wings game?

Operator: I don't know, I don't watch red wings games.

Officer: Okay, I just wanted to make sure this isn't some type of hallucination that I'm having.

Operator: Oh, why, what does the score say?

Officer: 3-3.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I heard the tape on the news today. It's hard telling what the marijuana could have been laced with, and if it scared him enough to call 911 it should have been taken more seriously. I thought the operator was as big an idiot as the cop and his wife.
 
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