"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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off topic-Hollaback girl song

frivolousz21

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isnt Gwen Stefani like 37 or 38 yrs old?

haha..

and women wonder why they dont get the same respect sometimes!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I hate that damn song...
 

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I'm still drunk but why isn't this in the "Anything else" forum? You don't need help with anything.

Crap song. Shoulda stayed in No Doubt. blah.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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40 year old white woman acts black.

*shakes head*


She should stick to making songs like dont speak and that new one i think its called "cool".
 

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personally i like it, its proper cheese, but is catchy as hell with a heavy beat.
 

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I wish that idiot would go away--along with the other no talent hacks mtv and the idiot public makes into millionaire stars.

Am i the only one who notices non-famous girls trying to immulate idiot famous people? It's like g-dam get your own identity!
 

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Tradgic kingdom came out when I was 13 or 14...and now she has Holla back girl.


and im thinking damn im 22..so I looked her up and she was born in 1969..she is 37! this yr!

....but still manipulating 14 yr old girls minds :)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I like her new stuff, but no doubt is better.
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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who knows if her songs are serious tho.. sounds like they are semi-joke songs or something... like cheerleader songs
 

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Ok, so the song starts off with "I heard you were talkin sh*t and you didn't think that I would hear it"

What are you gonna do about it? I'll pancake your old ass if you get near me!

Then she starts singing about bananas, apparently her pleasure item of choice. How is this relevant to the rest of the song?

How is any of the above relevant to being a "hollerback gurl"? You're still a wh0re and God hates you.

I hate Gwen Stefani.
 

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Great post AC/DC! I overlooked the fact that she was singing about bananas. Man our culture is getting fed so much crap..
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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