"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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off topic-Hollaback girl song

frivolousz21

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isnt Gwen Stefani like 37 or 38 yrs old?

haha..

and women wonder why they dont get the same respect sometimes!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I hate that damn song...
 

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I'm still drunk but why isn't this in the "Anything else" forum? You don't need help with anything.

Crap song. Shoulda stayed in No Doubt. blah.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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40 year old white woman acts black.

*shakes head*


She should stick to making songs like dont speak and that new one i think its called "cool".
 

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personally i like it, its proper cheese, but is catchy as hell with a heavy beat.
 

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I wish that idiot would go away--along with the other no talent hacks mtv and the idiot public makes into millionaire stars.

Am i the only one who notices non-famous girls trying to immulate idiot famous people? It's like g-dam get your own identity!
 

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Tradgic kingdom came out when I was 13 or 14...and now she has Holla back girl.


and im thinking damn im 22..so I looked her up and she was born in 1969..she is 37! this yr!

....but still manipulating 14 yr old girls minds :)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I like her new stuff, but no doubt is better.
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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who knows if her songs are serious tho.. sounds like they are semi-joke songs or something... like cheerleader songs
 

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Ok, so the song starts off with "I heard you were talkin sh*t and you didn't think that I would hear it"

What are you gonna do about it? I'll pancake your old ass if you get near me!

Then she starts singing about bananas, apparently her pleasure item of choice. How is this relevant to the rest of the song?

How is any of the above relevant to being a "hollerback gurl"? You're still a wh0re and God hates you.

I hate Gwen Stefani.
 

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Great post AC/DC! I overlooked the fact that she was singing about bananas. Man our culture is getting fed so much crap..
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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