Poonani Maker
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Of course this movie with get nothing but rave reviews from the mainstream media.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
Seeing movies likes this makes you realize how much good work Charlton Heston did (RIP). His portrayal of Moses just radiated with masculinity. In the old days men were providers, fathers, leaders, flashforward to today and the media pumps up movies like this to reinforce the matrix.
taiyuu_otoko
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can't argue with supply and demand
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WOW..that film idea is soo original. ****ing bollox, thanks for the heads up poonani maker so i can avoid this movie like the plague.
So if it gets rave reviews by the media then what? If it's funny then it gets great reviews if it sucks then it gets crappy reviees. So What? Are you saying it's gonna get the best reviews ever because it has an "AFC" guy as the lead role?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
SmoothTalker
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I think some of you guys take this Matrix/Feminist conspiracy thing a bit far. Go see the movie, for all you know they'll make the AFC guy look like a total retard for being so obsessive. I will check it out not because I hold the protagonist up as my hero, but because Judd Apatow has made some damn funny movies.
TheHumanist
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I'm pretty sure the critics just liked the movie and thought it was funny not because they have an agenda to keep people in the dumbass matrix...
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
ready123
Master Don Juan
I just saw this movie and it's funny as hell
and no, it's not a chick flick - there's no feminine conspiracy or whatever. most of the relationship stuff comes from the same angle as Swingers
definately worth seeing
and no, it's not a chick flick - there's no feminine conspiracy or whatever. most of the relationship stuff comes from the same angle as Swingers
definately worth seeing
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
no feminine conspiracy? just another movie showing a guy who is a pu$$y and women having all the power over him.ready123 said:
ready123
Master Don Juan
so you're one of the few guys that hated Swingers huh, since the main character was a pvssy at the beginningJoe The Homophobe said:
you should be blaming chick flicks and all the movies that suggest a false reality to guys if you take the girl out on romantic dates and do this and that you'll get her. not films that show the guy evolving
the coolest part of the movie to me was you got two guy characters - one is an LTR guy and the other is a player but at the end they're totally cool with each other. and the player isn't the stereotypical ******* caricature, he's a genuinely nice guy who's able to do what he does because he has a strong reality
that plus Mila Kunis cleavage all over the place
WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
Holy sh!t...how do some of you guys enjoy anything?