Poonani Maker
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Of course this movie with get nothing but rave reviews from the mainstream media.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
Seeing movies likes this makes you realize how much good work Charlton Heston did (RIP). His portrayal of Moses just radiated with masculinity. In the old days men were providers, fathers, leaders, flashforward to today and the media pumps up movies like this to reinforce the matrix.
taiyuu_otoko
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can't argue with supply and demand
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WOW..that film idea is soo original. ****ing bollox, thanks for the heads up poonani maker so i can avoid this movie like the plague.
So if it gets rave reviews by the media then what? If it's funny then it gets great reviews if it sucks then it gets crappy reviees. So What? Are you saying it's gonna get the best reviews ever because it has an "AFC" guy as the lead role?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
SmoothTalker
Master Don Juan
I think some of you guys take this Matrix/Feminist conspiracy thing a bit far. Go see the movie, for all you know they'll make the AFC guy look like a total retard for being so obsessive. I will check it out not because I hold the protagonist up as my hero, but because Judd Apatow has made some damn funny movies.
TheHumanist
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I'm pretty sure the critics just liked the movie and thought it was funny not because they have an agenda to keep people in the dumbass matrix...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ready123
Master Don Juan
I just saw this movie and it's funny as hell
and no, it's not a chick flick - there's no feminine conspiracy or whatever. most of the relationship stuff comes from the same angle as Swingers
definately worth seeing
and no, it's not a chick flick - there's no feminine conspiracy or whatever. most of the relationship stuff comes from the same angle as Swingers
definately worth seeing
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
no feminine conspiracy? just another movie showing a guy who is a pu$$y and women having all the power over him.ready123 said:
ready123
Master Don Juan
so you're one of the few guys that hated Swingers huh, since the main character was a pvssy at the beginningJoe The Homophobe said:
you should be blaming chick flicks and all the movies that suggest a false reality to guys if you take the girl out on romantic dates and do this and that you'll get her. not films that show the guy evolving
the coolest part of the movie to me was you got two guy characters - one is an LTR guy and the other is a player but at the end they're totally cool with each other. and the player isn't the stereotypical ******* caricature, he's a genuinely nice guy who's able to do what he does because he has a strong reality
that plus Mila Kunis cleavage all over the place
WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
Holy sh!t...how do some of you guys enjoy anything?