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Odorless Alcoholic Drinks? (limiting the smell when drinking)

The_Shnitz

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Hi,

we all know that smell is important to women and we wear nice smelling cologne etc to appeal to their enhanced sense of smell, but is this not contradictory to our drinking of ultra abhorant smelling beverages that we swill down in nightclubs etc?

What i am wondering is this....what drinks have a very limited odor? because I want to remain spring fresh thank you and that aint happening on the vodka!

c'mon guys, what drinks are best to drink when you are out on the pull?

I hear gin is good....is this the case? is it less detectable to the ladies?
 

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DonJuanMonk

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Uh, dunno how to answer you but... you know those fruity frui frui ****tail drinks those women and f@gs drink? Go for that.

Now go wash my toilet underling because I'm the word of the SS elite squad.
 

white cloud 8

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Originally posted by The_Shnitz
Hi,

we all know that smell is important to women and we wear nice smelling cologne etc to appeal to their enhanced sense of smell, but is this not contradictory to our drinking of ultra abhorant smelling beverages that we swill down in nightclubs etc?

What i am wondering is this....what drinks have a very limited odor? because I want to remain spring fresh thank you and that aint happening on the vodka!

c'mon guys, what drinks are best to drink when you are out on the pull?

I hear gin is good....is this the case? is it less detectable to the ladies?
WTF!!!? Dude...haven't you heard of gum, breath mints, drinking water :rolleyes:.

BTW: Gin is nasty sh*t :down:.
 

Apollo_Jordan

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Vodka is odorless- I drink good vodka (no potters or HRD for sure) and chase with rock star- it gets you feeling it and you wont smell bad.
 

ER!C L!VE

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there is no such thing. It will permeate through your pores and your breath will stink. I've heard that blackjack gum will help, however I can't tell you for sure.
 

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wowiehowie

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Don't know 'bout choo, but a few dabs of brandy behind the ears and on the wrists drives 'em wild!:crackup: ;)
 

Marlimus

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drink chick drinks. Women have the same concern, and they know what to drink.

However, when I'm out with the guys, I don't care, but if I'm out sarging, I don't drink at all. Matter of fact, I drink water because it keeps me hydrated
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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Vodka and Club Soda with some lemons and limes. No smell, at all.

Buy the good stuff, too. Grey Goose is twice the price as regular Vodka but is so smooth. Really worth it.
 
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