"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Odorless Alcoholic Drinks? (limiting the smell when drinking)

The_Shnitz

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Hi,

we all know that smell is important to women and we wear nice smelling cologne etc to appeal to their enhanced sense of smell, but is this not contradictory to our drinking of ultra abhorant smelling beverages that we swill down in nightclubs etc?

What i am wondering is this....what drinks have a very limited odor? because I want to remain spring fresh thank you and that aint happening on the vodka!

c'mon guys, what drinks are best to drink when you are out on the pull?

I hear gin is good....is this the case? is it less detectable to the ladies?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DonJuanMonk

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Uh, dunno how to answer you but... you know those fruity frui frui ****tail drinks those women and f@gs drink? Go for that.

Now go wash my toilet underling because I'm the word of the SS elite squad.
 

white cloud 8

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Originally posted by The_Shnitz
Hi,

we all know that smell is important to women and we wear nice smelling cologne etc to appeal to their enhanced sense of smell, but is this not contradictory to our drinking of ultra abhorant smelling beverages that we swill down in nightclubs etc?

What i am wondering is this....what drinks have a very limited odor? because I want to remain spring fresh thank you and that aint happening on the vodka!

c'mon guys, what drinks are best to drink when you are out on the pull?

I hear gin is good....is this the case? is it less detectable to the ladies?
WTF!!!? Dude...haven't you heard of gum, breath mints, drinking water :rolleyes:.

BTW: Gin is nasty sh*t :down:.
 

Apollo_Jordan

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Vodka is odorless- I drink good vodka (no potters or HRD for sure) and chase with rock star- it gets you feeling it and you wont smell bad.
 

ER!C L!VE

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there is no such thing. It will permeate through your pores and your breath will stink. I've heard that blackjack gum will help, however I can't tell you for sure.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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wowiehowie

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Don't know 'bout choo, but a few dabs of brandy behind the ears and on the wrists drives 'em wild!:crackup: ;)
 

Marlimus

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drink chick drinks. Women have the same concern, and they know what to drink.

However, when I'm out with the guys, I don't care, but if I'm out sarging, I don't drink at all. Matter of fact, I drink water because it keeps me hydrated
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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Vodka and Club Soda with some lemons and limes. No smell, at all.

Buy the good stuff, too. Grey Goose is twice the price as regular Vodka but is so smooth. Really worth it.
 
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