"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Odd

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Hello, as everyone can probably tell, I'm new here. I was just toying the thought of walking up to someone I've never met and asking them to homecoming. Curious, has anyone ever tried this/anything like this? I was wondering what would happen?

Oh! BTW, no. This is not my "game plan", if for some reason it works very well I might adopt it, but right now I was just wondering if it has been done.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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navyseal2101

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You just reminded me of homecoming, thanks. Gotta get a date I suppose.
 

andreus

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Actually, yes, I have tried this.

I sort of went through a phase as a freshman where I thought all the girls I knew well were sort of *****es. So, I just found one girl I thought was attractive, and I asked her to Homecoming. She said yes, but then sort of flaked out at the dance (didn't dance much, etc.).

So, I'd say go for it, but make sure she's not a ***** that will just end up ruining your night. If she is, then just go stag, it's more fun to dance with lots of chicks anyways (as long as it's not prom, because only the ugly chicks and losers go alone (Note: I am generalizing here)).
 
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