"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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odd problem to be having

bogman2121

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i seem to be having a problem with busting when getting head. it takes FOREVER and i feel bad for the girl because she always thinks shes doing something wrong and sometimes gets too tired and quits. other than not beating off for awhile is there anything else i can do to help solve the problem or at least make it more manageable?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I'm the same way. I have to be REALLY horny to bust from head, that or the girl really has to know exactly what she is doing. So many girls say they do, which couldn't be further from the truth. Every once in a while you come across one that really has the skill down...which makes me wonder, did she have a good teacher or has she just perfected her skill from doing it so many damn times? eeeh.
 

Don_Joffe

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Girls learn to give head by
1. Watching porn
2. Their experience of actually doing it

So, if you got a girl that knows what she is doing, if she says its her first time and she is good, she lied, it wasnt her first time or she must be really really gifted(no chance) or she must be some kinda porn freak that studies the stuff every saturday night rental of porn videos. When the girl is giving you head, try closing your eyes and dont think of anything else but the motion of her mouth and the feeling, if your mind is on the football game or if someone is going to walk in (chances are you wont ***)
 

cave dweller

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head

Hey,

I am not in head jobs.

I can't get off.

I like the doggy position.....

cave dweller
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Hide a packet of mayonaise in your pocket. After a while (if shes not getting the job done), reach into your pocket and grab the mayo packet. Then, say something like "Oh, sh!t" and grab your c0ck, hopefully applying enough pressure to break open the mayo packet in the process (or just tear it a little before hand) and spray it all over the place.

If she happens to ask why it tastes funny, say something nonsensical like "I worked out today," or "God moves in mysterious ways."
 

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reply =o

I get horny by watching porn and then jackin' into my g-friend
 
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