“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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bogman2121

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i seem to be having a problem with busting when getting head. it takes FOREVER and i feel bad for the girl because she always thinks shes doing something wrong and sometimes gets too tired and quits. other than not beating off for awhile is there anything else i can do to help solve the problem or at least make it more manageable?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dingus

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I'm the same way. I have to be REALLY horny to bust from head, that or the girl really has to know exactly what she is doing. So many girls say they do, which couldn't be further from the truth. Every once in a while you come across one that really has the skill down...which makes me wonder, did she have a good teacher or has she just perfected her skill from doing it so many damn times? eeeh.
 

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Girls learn to give head by
1. Watching porn
2. Their experience of actually doing it

So, if you got a girl that knows what she is doing, if she says its her first time and she is good, she lied, it wasnt her first time or she must be really really gifted(no chance) or she must be some kinda porn freak that studies the stuff every saturday night rental of porn videos. When the girl is giving you head, try closing your eyes and dont think of anything else but the motion of her mouth and the feeling, if your mind is on the football game or if someone is going to walk in (chances are you wont ***)
 

cave dweller

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head

Hey,

I am not in head jobs.

I can't get off.

I like the doggy position.....

cave dweller
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Hide a packet of mayonaise in your pocket. After a while (if shes not getting the job done), reach into your pocket and grab the mayo packet. Then, say something like "Oh, sh!t" and grab your c0ck, hopefully applying enough pressure to break open the mayo packet in the process (or just tear it a little before hand) and spray it all over the place.

If she happens to ask why it tastes funny, say something nonsensical like "I worked out today," or "God moves in mysterious ways."
 

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reply =o

I get horny by watching porn and then jackin' into my g-friend
 
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