"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Observation: the best sex happens when it's "not allowed"

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Some of the most raunchy, hot sex I've had has been...
- In public
- With her family in the next room, no lock on the door
- Interrupting her last minute packing (and having her miss the train)
- Before everyone at the party heads out to hit the town, "helping with her make-up" in the bathroom

Agree? Disagree?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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i dunno. im a virgin.
 

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handle said:
Some of the most raunchy, hot sex I've had has been...
- In public
- With her family in the next room, no lock on the door
- Interrupting her last minute packing (and having her miss the train)
- Before everyone at the party heads out to hit the town, "helping with her make-up" in the bathroom

Agree? Disagree?

Was I wrong for passing this up multiple times
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This is also why cheating is so fun. People often screw others they wouldn't dream of touching if they were single and the rush wasn't there.
 

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Totally agree with you. I've done the first two. and They're definitely my favourite. You feel so badass after and it's definitely an confidence boost.
 

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I agree with the OP. It seems like I also get more turned on, and get off harder, when there is a degree of inappropriateness (is that a word?) involved. Just a week ago I banged my ex-brother-in-law's baby mama. They are not together, and haven't been in over a year, but if my ex wife's family found out there WOULD be drama! To top it off, I probably wouldn't give this chick the time of day otherwise. It was just close enough to cheating, or whatever else, to make it hot to me. Now if I could just get her to stop texting me......... ;)
 

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Dante420 said:
Was I wrong for passing this up multiple times
It's okay, I tried having a reasonable "you realize your dad's just down the hall and will definitely hear you moan" discussion the first times too but the further down her head went the less interested I got in weighing the pros and cons. Next time!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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