"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The Master Disaster

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A dance where the girl asks the guy. O' Brother. I can't deal with turning down 50 girls. If you have one of these too, I feel sorry for you just as much as I feel sorry for myself. I probably should get started on the speeches "It's not you its me" or "I only date women who have good looks, I'm shallow." If you could help me with turn down lines that would seriously come in handy. Last year i sounded like a broken record I had about 5 and i told about 56 women that I was "In a relationship with a girl who lives in South Africa." I didn't care if they believed it. I just cared if they got the picture.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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First off, you need to start assuming.

If you want less girls to ask you dance, start assuming they will ask you to dance. Girls in general don't like it if people assume, and they will be less likely to ask.

Also, what do you wear? Abercrombie & Fitch? Start by worsining your appearance pimples, don't shave, shower.

Also say I promised I was going to dance with somebody else.
 
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Or if you wanted to be an azzhole...

Say you don't live up to my standards. Or you are not my type. I don't date losers like yourself.
 
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Re: Or if you wanted to be an azzhole...

Originally posted by crossboss
Say you don't live up to my standards. Or you are not my type. I don't date losers like yourself.
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lol I like both. I'm the most orignal man. I don't were ambercrombie and fitch, I don't were flip flops, I don't were shorts. I just be myself. Women eat it up.
 
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One more thing...

You may be liked by most people, but most likely not everybody. What is happening here is that girls see other girls that like you and that causes attraction. Ex: A HB 10.0 walkes by people the guys are like man...would I like to bang her...Or man she is the hottest woman around.

Instead start talking to people who don't like you. When others observe that certain people don't like you, you probably aren't well-liked.

Or talk like a nerd or say you are sick.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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My favorite:

"Let's just be friends. :) . . . and I don't go to dances with friends."
 
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