“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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O' Brother

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A dance where the girl asks the guy. O' Brother. I can't deal with turning down 50 girls. If you have one of these too, I feel sorry for you just as much as I feel sorry for myself. I probably should get started on the speeches "It's not you its me" or "I only date women who have good looks, I'm shallow." If you could help me with turn down lines that would seriously come in handy. Last year i sounded like a broken record I had about 5 and i told about 56 women that I was "In a relationship with a girl who lives in South Africa." I didn't care if they believed it. I just cared if they got the picture.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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crossboss

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First off, you need to start assuming.

If you want less girls to ask you dance, start assuming they will ask you to dance. Girls in general don't like it if people assume, and they will be less likely to ask.

Also, what do you wear? Abercrombie & Fitch? Start by worsining your appearance pimples, don't shave, shower.

Also say I promised I was going to dance with somebody else.
 

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Or if you wanted to be an azzhole...

Say you don't live up to my standards. Or you are not my type. I don't date losers like yourself.
 

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Re: Or if you wanted to be an azzhole...

Originally posted by crossboss
Say you don't live up to my standards. Or you are not my type. I don't date losers like yourself.
lol I like both. I'm the most orignal man. I don't were ambercrombie and fitch, I don't were flip flops, I don't were shorts. I just be myself. Women eat it up.
 

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One more thing...

You may be liked by most people, but most likely not everybody. What is happening here is that girls see other girls that like you and that causes attraction. Ex: A HB 10.0 walkes by people the guys are like man...would I like to bang her...Or man she is the hottest woman around.

Instead start talking to people who don't like you. When others observe that certain people don't like you, you probably aren't well-liked.

Or talk like a nerd or say you are sick.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My favorite:

"Let's just be friends. :) . . . and I don't go to dances with friends."
 
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