"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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NYC Clubbing, Xmas break! Advise!

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First of all, I badly want to see Tiesto at Crobar but I am 19! Can I somehow sneak in???

I have an ID from www.myisic.com that says I am 21, but its a Student ID...will they take it???

Besides that...what are some clubs I can go to at this age or at least with that ID?

I want to have fun. I am in NYC Dec. 18 - Jan. 14.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If you're not an HB9+ you have no chance with a fake non-state issued ID in this city... u'd have better luck traveling through time...

So CroBar is DEF. out and so are 90% of most clubs and 100% of all lounges...

Go to Webster Hall... its 19+ and probably the biggest club you've ever been to. It's for tourists and hot Euro girls and women from all over the world are there most nights (esp thurs), u'll have fun...


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Babnik...I would come up from the Philly area to go clubbing with you in NYC most definately
 
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Cod3r said:
If you're not an HB9+ you have no chance with a fake non-state issued ID in this city... u'd have better luck traveling through time...

So CroBar is DEF. out and so are 90% of most clubs and 100% of all lounges...

Go to Webster Hall... its 19+ and probably the biggest club you've ever been to. It's for tourists and hot Euro girls and women from all over the world are there most nights (esp thurs), u'll have fun...


-Cod3r
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My brother in law is a detective and a cop and he knows like everyone downtown, so MAYBE he can help...

EDIT: I know a girl who works at Webster Hall.
 
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What about Exit? Is that place still around? Twilo said:
Haha Exit. It got renamed to 'Club Black' I think a while back and now Limelight is Avalon. Ahh man the memories. Good times!
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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So...what the hell am I going to do? I love dance clubs and loud trance music!
 
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Avalon is terrible... seriously

Exit is still Exit... from what I remember, only been there once

Mars2112 is exotic... marquee lounge in cheslea is good too...

BED or Pink Elephant are ok as well... better know someone tho

Duvet.. ehhh



-Cod3r
 
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Cod3r said:
Avalon is terrible... seriously

Exit is still Exit... from what I remember, only been there once

Mars2112 is exotic... marquee lounge in cheslea is good too...

BED or Pink Elephant are ok as well... better know someone tho

Duvet.. ehhh



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I heard of Pink Elephant too. Do you have to be 21+ strictly as well? I heard its EXPENSIVE.
 
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Ya 21+ bro...

Clubs in Chelsea are selective at the door, if you don't have a hook-up you're wasting your time and better have HB models on your arm or roll up in a benz.


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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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My friends got into Pink Elephant and Cain....they said both were really grand.
I'm still wondering if MyISIC IDs are swipable...
 
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