"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Number not working?

ChocolateVanilla

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If I call someone's number(yes it's a working number) and it says "This PCS number is temporarily not in service", what does that mean? Does it mean their number was temporarily shut off or is it permanent? Or did they just forget to pay their bills/out of the area? Anyone have experience with anything like this before?

Thanks
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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slitherjef

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Um... you do know service can be spotty in areas right? Dead spots in service. You did not say how many times you kept trying to get though or anything like that
 

Mr. Wolf

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You see, don't get scientific with things like that.. Chances are the b1tch gave you a fake number so you'd leave her alone, and figure out why it's not working because you like to use your brain.

Here is what to do..

Get mad!! Say fvck you b1tch, I the man, you don't treat me like that.

Throw that number away. You don't talk to slvts that don't respect you, they get no d1ck from you.

Pursue your life with passion on the daily basis. Always play those b1tches, play everyone. Your life should become a game you love to play.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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